Checkin in from tha local library, dis so funny

Lil_G.

Lil_G.

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sup fools dis be ya boi lil g reppin out of benicia cali wit influence in tha land of livermore and tha bay.

aight so dis be tha story from last night

aight so i be chillin wit my homiez youn soulja, lil D, big rasta, dj vato, and my otha homiez mex loco C. aight so we be chillin and we want to smoke some good weeda an take some thizz pillz so we be puttin on a thizz face. aight so we be chillin an we heard about dis party up in Alamo wit dis rich white bitchez house. so we get der and dey be some lil white boyz hittin coke and dey be hella scared when dey see tha West Side Havoc crew. aight so we steal tha coke (2Gs) and den we go to tha party. so der be some music but most tha fools just be standin around. so dey got all dis expensive shit and we just start grabbin in and stealin it an puttin it in tha back of big rastas car. aigth so we go back into tha party and we find dis otha down nigga who sell us some thizz pills and we pop dem and as part of tha deal he smoke us out on some bomb ass weeda as well. aight so we smokin and tha parents of tha bitch come out and dey see niggas at tha party and dey get hella scared and be tellin us to leave. aight so dis hella disrespekt so we say nigga fuck you. aight so we leave and mex loco C got hella mad at tha racist mofucka cause he mexican. aight so he grab tha metal baseball bat of big rasta's and wit a quick swing bust tha window of tha bitchez Escalade and Porsche 911 plus destructoin of tha rear view mirror hood and side windows. aight so dey be hella scared so dey call tha cops but we be outta ther on tha way back to benicia to smoke more weeda, pop tha thizz pills and live tha lyfe of youn niggaz and gangstaz.

thanks for readin tha story. peace.
 
soo much bad gammer........head......going......to .........expload......

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yo mane dizz shitttt dont makee nosense goto a fucking skool and lern sum englesh beefer u pop dem thizzzle bcuz ur alredy one dumb ass mofucka
 
are you serious... are you such a wigger orr if you actualy are black stupid that you have to write the same way you think is cool to talk your pathetic
 
Aight. Aight. Aight. Aight. Aight. Aight. Throw in a few "tha"'s and there's your story condensed into something that somehow carries more meaning.
 
You, my friend, are a tool. This being a joke or not, you are a tool. If it is a joke you are a tool for trying to be funny and failing but still craving attention after like a year. If it isnt a joke you are an even bigger tool for thinking that typing like an ass and tell bullshit stories (joke or not these storys are no doubt bullshit) will make you cool.
 
i had some some fucken retards just like yourself show up at my sisters house party once. they tried to steal my shit so i kicked em out. they were then calling their friends from my driveway. I was told by my sisters friend "dont mess with those guys there black and dangerous." I walked out onto the drive way smashed the guys phone on the ground and told them if they dont leave my friends will be here in 2 seconds followed by the police. When they realized like you idiots should of, that they were in a 100% white neighbourhood, uninvited, they were a) going to get there ass's kicked by myself and my friends, then b) get charged for trespassing when the cops showed up, the booked it.

Your fucken lucky lil_g that you didnt get fucked up. Had the parents came home and the one of em got scared and acting out of safety for himself and his family, hurt or killed you. your to blame you dumb peice of shit. the cops would of shown up and they would of been like "sorry sir, let me get this dirty ass dead nigger off your driveway."

I hope karma fucken kicks your ass, your a waste of fucken skin. do you not feel complete disrespect for yourself because all your living up to is the stereotype of your race. you should be ashamed man, your not tough, your a fool. when every other person on this site, is ski bumming it, going to university, working at a cool job, etc. you can think back to how cool you were when you broke into people houses and how much it fucken sucks now that your working at a bumfuck job in some hood or better yet, sitting in a prison getting you ass handed to you on a silver platter ever night.

fuck you lil_g.
 
AGREED!!!!

LIL G--if you dont want people to stereotype your fucking race dont fucking do exactly as the sterotype says. Just cause your black doesnt mean you have to go out and steal shit, do drugs...whatever. Act like a normal fucking person and get a fucking job you piece of shit
 
tizzle was some crazy shizzit mizzle funky ass job on trippin all thizzay shiznit n ten smashn tha windahs homieyz, tizzy was tha dizzank shizzzzzit dizzle you gots tha skizzles yo
 
yo dis nigga does not even kno nothin bout DA BAY. he thinks hes mad ghetto, but i bet he never even met a nigga b4. The kids a fag and dats all there is to it
 
Better watch your back Lil' G, I've sent my minions your way.

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agreed

im not racist but when somoene cant even type english its fucking anoying and its fake. the person who keeps doing this lil g shit its fucking stupid. first off in that new video u rolled the smallest little "blunt" i have ever seen. you didnt even use realy papers and that paper u used was like index card material that doesnt even burn correctly. Its sad that whoever is doing this alias is pretty much sterotyping black people and i feel bad for the blacks that actually try in life and not walk around with a limp and say nigga you and nigga that. and if lil g is actually who he is, then ur a fucking retard. i dont know one person that gets fun out of ruining peoples property. I hope karma takes a dildo and shuvs it up ur ass and out ur throat. Ur also not very smart going into a white neighborhood. Chances are if they have an escalade and 911 they are rich and if u were caught u would have no fucking money left and would be in jail for the longest sentence u could recive. i hope one day ur gangster ass gets what u deserve.

 
GAHHH NOO....me no soo edumacated........but seriously....lil G is as black as NS is a Jedwish Gay Midget pornsite that kills people in their sleep. Altough NS has been getting a little crazy.
 
your so full of it You put shame to the letter G.

and you honestly cant say your tough?

how does you and 15 of your pussy ass friends beating up one guy make a person tough?
 
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