Check this out..........

Lazy stoners click here

why the fuck do so many people still give a shit about what drugs people put into their bodies? mind your own goddamn business and let me get high in peace

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
fuck that bullshit

-Craig

the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
 
it is blatant propaganda

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
teens are more likely to be sexually active while using marijuana and alcohol, fuck that shit, its cuz were horny perverts

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
wha wasting time reading that bullshit?? smoke up and try out...fuck i don't care

maxcox9 - Then we all went to his house, and when everyone had passed out and me and the older dude were still boozing away, he came to sit on my lap and troking my hair and shit.I was like what the fuck are you doing, we're not playing that anymore, and he tried to fucking kiss me! That was scary as fuck.

221 - just close your eyes and pretend its Britney Spears with a strap-on.

 
yeah that is terrible propoganda bullshit. i understand that they try to come up with info to keep kids away from drugs. but isnt it funny how america increases the money they spend to keep pot illegal as canada is relaxing their laws and possibly in the process of legalizing it. just kind of ironic now isnt it

 
i dont do chron, but if i did, i wouldnt be worried about the affects, other than what the smoke does to your lungs.....

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My dad 'You can ski on grass, i've seen your friends do it'

Me 'What? no way'

Dad 'yeah way, they just toke it up, and go skiing.'

Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

CSIA SUCKS
 
it says that when u withdraw from marijuana u get nervous and tense and stuuf, thats not cus ur withdrawing, its cus urr like that but on weed u were allright

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
That is hilarious bunch of crap but funny

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

 
yeah they say its really bad and stuff, but basically all it does is make you sexually active and look crappy, but thats not too bad so what are they real dangers they speak of

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
Stoner greeting cards- for when bad things happen, 'cause someone was stoned

what?!.. this shit is tooo fucking funny man.. and to think some people believe this shit

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

What's with all the hate?

 
It's true, guys. Marijuana, or as the 'in-crowd' calls it, 'weed,' is evil and originates in hell. Just ask halo.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
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We're all anxious enough about how we look without having to worry about the stained fingertips and teeth, stinking breath, and bloodshot eyes that come with smoking pot. People who smoke dope can look a little-well, skeazy. They might lose interest in their appearance. They can also get the munchies when they're high-and it's not exactly health food they binge on. They don't call that tire-shaped ring of flab around the middle of a pothead the 'stoner's spare' for nothing.'

thats teh best one, it pisses me off, but then i remember that no one believes this bullshit, if they do, their loss

Fuck You
 
man what a load of bullshit. Mary jane isnt physically addictive, only phycologically. And it isnt worse than smokes cuz smokes have tons of fucken CHEMICALS in them, your better off with cigars for tobacco. and they use key words like 'similar' and shit like that which makes u think it 'is' when all it is, is a slight resemblance or something. watch the wording man. o yeah, and i heard that the canadian governments research teams candycoated their MJ surveys to the govenments liking, mainly just stretching the truth to make it look bad. I dont think they do it as much anymore tho. and what about those dumb commercials?! the same shit could happen if these dipshits were drinking!! SEE theyve got nothin bad about pot so they need to resort to such generalized statements that the same thing works for anything which potentially intoxicates. wow.

...For I have dined on honey dew and drunk the milk of paradise. --------------------I like to jam

 
does anyone notice they have nearly no sources of there info at all?

fuck sites like that ill just go to erowid.org

Fuck You
 
its hard to come up with true information on pot. everyone is so biased about it. we are biased to the fact that we think pot is not bad at all and the government is biased to push the fact that it is bad. im sure there have been some neuteral tests done on this matter. does anyone know where some factual evidence can be found?

 
the greeting cards are HILARIOUS! I'm sending some out to all my stoner friends!

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
 
i got a hundred percent on the quiz do i get anything for that? i sure as hell aint gonna stop smokin because of it

Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking. You seem as if you like to talk. I like to let people talk who like to talk. It makes it easier to find out how full of shit they are.
 
retarded shit, let people smoke their pot thats all there is to it, no one else should care cuz it wont kill you

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
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