The other day, I was at Dick's (a burger place in seattle) and some random high-school looking chick told me she was pregnant. I thought she was joking so I said "that sucks" but it turned out she was actually pregnant.
I learned about this in a "primatology" class in high school which was cool but the teacher was a total bitch... doesn't that suck? I wish I knew more about talking monkeys, because they are sweet.
I don't think anyone else on this site could have confused me to this amazing state of confusion. What the hell does the pregent chick have to do with the monkeys!?