cheating...

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how many of you cheat in school, not like just borrow a homework, but straight up have stolen tests and other stuff like that... without being caught. ever. stories, and explain

I cheat on every test i take, its just how i do it, thats not abnormal... in 10th grade honors chemistry. Id been cheating off this girl the entire year and she and her friends had finally figured it out, so they decided that they were going to catch me in the act, they did and when we got back our tests they go up to the teacher and tell him all about how i cheated off her. So the teacher calls me up and says 'peter, let me see your test.' so i give it to him and go sit back down. about a minute later he calls me and the girl back up and says to her 'allison, peter couldnt have possibly cheated off you because he got 100 and you got an 85' she starts stammering about how she watched me cheat and stuff, mad funny. the best part was that i copied prolly 75% of her test

If you have a 1380 SAT and a 86.71 GPA... what does everyone say? Not good job, not 'O wow, thats awesome!' No, they say things like 'You are an underachiever'

Originally posted by strode420

'it was impressive, sort of like a gay dude taking a cock that's too big for him without screaming'

 
I let people cheat off of me, for a price, because in math they let us use calculators little do they know the caulculators they let us use have instant messaging service.

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
one of my retard friends got caught copying a whole essay and now hes dicked, its funny because he couldve written some bullshit essay in 30 mins for the retard class hes in and gotten a B but he too stupid so he plaguerized an actually good essay

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
when i cheat heavily i find that im working really hard, sometiems harder than actually learning it. but generally i will look at my nieghbors test if i dont know the information, and copy homework. sometimes do i steal tests and such,.

COC sesh E
 
Took a piece of paper...wrote some notes on it..pinned it to the cieling, and took my test slunched in the chair. What do ya know..i got a 102:-)

Gage:'Night Grandma'

G-ma:'Night darling'

Gage:'Fucking Whore'

*Click*

 
i cheated all the time in high school, i took notes in to tests, i copied entire essays. it was easy. but i would never dare do it in college.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
Only the weak do their own work. If you ever want to get anywhere cheating is the only way I can think of getting any place. the weak I tell ya.

-Pat

 
for every single class im taking this year in high school, i have every test, assignment, or note that was given from recent years. needless to say, it helps...

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Joel

'I heard that Richard Gere gerbils. That is, he inserts gerbils into a paper towel tube, which he then sticks up his butthole. I don't doubt this, because he asked me if i wanted to come over to his house and gerbil. I insisted that he come over to MY house, since the whole thing seemed weird. As a practical joke, i attached a bucket of water to the top of the door so that when he opened it, I beat him with a mannequin leg.'-Skydaddy
 
we stole our geography exam in highschool from the teachers briefcase thing when he went to the bathroom, but only 3 of us knew about it and we kept it between us, it was sweet

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
and i bet ya failed.

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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03

just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe

 
no.....the last few words expressed my emotion from stealing the exam, why would i say it was sweet if i failed, we nearly aced that fucker

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
fraternities are a plus because everyone usually saves all their college work. so if you want you can just go look up the class you have and find all assignments and test and shit. it fucking awesome

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
oh oh oh that just jogged a memory. i had a timex watch (well still do but dont use it) and you could program it with your computer. like you could store 50 names with phone numbers, bunch of chrono setting for running and shit. so i would type the word and definition into my computer and send it to the watch. i would just hold the watch up to the screen and mass lines would go down the screen transfering the data. i could then scroll through the phone book and have all the vocab words. this was by far the best thing ever.

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
No cheating for me...it's not worth it in college.

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Drop cliffs, not bombs

Make turns, not war

College is for the dumb smart people.

 
^ there is so much more to lose in college if you get caught cheating....there isnt that much to lose in high school.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
or if you get the right teacher, he'll give you the answers during the exam

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
^ ya that's happened to me before. if you know the right questions to ask and when to ask em and kinda play his words the teach will slip up and pop out with the answer

 
^ ya that's happened to me before. if you know the right questions to ask and when to ask em and kinda play his words the teach will slip up and pop out with the answer

 
i only cheat when it doesnt matter, like on my girlfriend. (OHHHH SSSSSSNAP! NO YOU DITNT!!!) hahahahaha

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-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r

 
for my exams this year i get a cheat sheet or 'study aid' which i can bring in to the exam. and the other exam i have the teacher gave us the whole test we just have to memorize it.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
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