cheating the soda machine

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hanklambo

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so today, i was walking through the good old dorms of gould, and i really wanted a soda, and all i had were 5 dollar bills, and there was this huge group and someone gave me 4 quarters, then he tells me that the machine just gave it to him, he put a 5 in the machine, got the soda, and it gave him the 5 back, and then 4 quarters...then i did it later and the same result, minus the quarters...but its so sick...free sodas...but sometimes it eats ure money i guess...happenned to a kid after they figured it out

-Mr. Jeff Kiesel

tva tva uuuh
 
back in grade 9 i got free pops everyday. i'd just go to the iga and reach my hand up the 'our compliments' pop machine and grab the pop (you just reach up, feel for the pop than kind of flick it over the thing with two fingers than it just falls down - repeat if greedy). but after a while they got really, really pissed off with us doing it so they put nails in the thing so you can't stick your hand up. sad thing was - we were stealing $.35 pops... good times, good times.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

'I gotta keep my liver occupied, I don't want it to not get any excersise' Dave Pauls on why he drinks all the time
 
hahaha! I wish I could do that. I'm despret for one. Oh well I still got one year for the same process of darryl's life to happen with the pop can stealing (grade 8 now)

~~I Wanna Be A Phunkin Phatt Phreerider!~~
 
Ouch you're at gould, sorry about that one. So what's it like living on lockdown? Please tell me that you are on freestyle there...

Because if you're not...

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At my school, if someone wants a free pop, all they do is go to the office any say that the vending machine ate their money. It usually only works between blocks, because then it makes sense for the person to have been by themselves and not have a 'witness' lol. Yeah...

'Bob gets drunk in a park alone and gets arrested for getting in a fight with a group of teenage girls.'
 
or you just take 20 paces back, run at the machine and fly kick it, usually results in many fre sodas. Honestly, telling the office that it ate your money?? Must be a Canadian thing.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
ozskier, im a daystudent, which is quite fortunate, the only reason i like gould is that the school year is so short...and i can cheat the soda machine in davidson dorms...YES!

-Mr. Jeff Kiesel

tva tva uuuh
 
i have never met anyone who has called it soda...and i am most definitely from canada.

'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot

 
ITS POP YA AMERICANS!!!! COME HERE AND SAY SODA ULL GET JUMPED IN OUR POSSER GHETTOS!!!

'I've said it before and I'll say it again.... democracy just doesn't work'
 
HAHA! Soda...sounds funny. I'm not even canadian and i call it pop.

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lol, jesus, i grew up my whole life calling it soda... EVERYONE calls it soda around here... i just use the name of the drink normally though... like Coke, or Sprite, or Dr. Pepper

-Andy

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yeah, we smashed open the soda machine at our school once. they brought in ther police and everything, but they couldent put it on anyone because basicly the whole school either took money or soda. some things i'v also done are, if you tear a dolar in the right place it will credit the machine, and then spit it back out. you can also tape a dolar backwards to a dolar going the right way so it credits the first dolar, then hits the seccond and pulls them both back out. and there's always the old spraying salt water in the coin slot to make the machine short circut and shoot out all it's soda and let all its money out the change slot, but that only works on old soda machines.

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i hardly know any canadian's that call pop soda... it just doesn't sound right... but i know tons of you crazy americans that call it soda...

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

Dave P: 'do you guys know what a chesterfield is?'

Dave Lemlin: 'I don't know... a gun?'
 
i think ive figured out the pop 'lingo'. in america if you are from the north or midwest its pop, if you are from the south, its coke...everything is just coke, and anywhere else they call it soda...which just sounds funny

'my choice is what i chose to do...and if im causin no harm it shouldnt bother you...' Ben harper
 
soda? god damn... stupidest word. you sound british when you say that.

Might i purchase some soda pop? and how abouts a package of those crisps over there. then we can go smoke a fag and then go out for fish and chips.

fuck.

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when the new $5 bills first came out, and you put one in the change machines, you got $20 back.

but i think they changed most of the machines.

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You Laugh Because I'm Different. I Laugh Because You're All The Same.
 
Man we're constantly breaking open our pop machines, they finnaly got pissed att us and took them away for a bit, then Coke got mad at them and they put bars across the glass. But some kids just took a torch from metalworks and tried to weld through, they got caught though.

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i knew about this one machine you put ina dollar and it gives like twice your money and 5 sodas

kids:hey giligan! did u eat the skipper

tommyboy:you better pray to the god you skinny little punks that this wind doesnt pick up or else ill come over there and jam an oar up your ass!!!
 
i just refer to the brand like coke pepsi ect

'I've said it before and I'll say it again.... democracy just doesn't work'
 
Hahaha.. Soda.. That's hilarious

'Bob gets drunk in a park alone and gets arrested for getting in a fight with a group of teenage girls.'
 
I'm from Colorado and I call it soda, never heard anything else. Maybe we could make a region map of soda vs pop lingo.

'I'm the guns of navarone motherfucker!!'-Jules(Pulp Fiction)
 
uh no..in the north we call it soda....pop sounds like your from the 50's or somthing

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I NEVER REALLY KNEW SODA WAS POP... i just thought soda pop was some song they sung about pop when i was little calling it soda is sooooo American

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
at my school peeps just jack the cans and everything else from the back of the loading truck when they come every weeek to reffill the machiness. it hiilarious.. cause these guys will just pick up a 24 pack of coke and walk away with no one noticing it..

Moe.

Pimps dont pay taxes.
 
yeah its SODA. Pop is an older/slang way of saying it.

although club soda, soda, sparkling water, carbonated water, sizzling water, ..those are all the same things.

Soda is referring to coke, dr pepper, those things

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seth
 
what about mr. pipp?

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

Dave P: 'do you guys know what a chesterfield is?'

Dave Lemlin: 'I don't know... a gun?'
 
last year i had these mini-enrichment coursesat Carleton U.. there was this coke machine right outside of the building so i went to go get one.. i was just messing around and after i put m y money in held the give ur money back button and pushed the coke button repeatedly.. like 5 cokes came down and it gave me my money back.. gotta love that machine, that night i went home with like 20 cokes

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
 
i'd have drained the machine lol

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Hahah POP!?! weird, you old fashioned throwbacks. Hahaha pop, who says pop. Everyone says soda out here. Pop is that carbonated stuff you get in the glass bottles, novelty items man. We have this kickass machine where when you press the button and kick at the same time you get two sodas. One time I got caught kicking it tho so I got a detention. =( sad.

~Juliet~

 
silly americans...

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

Dave P: 'do you guys know what a chesterfield is?'

Dave Lemlin: 'I don't know... a gun?'
 
duuuuuude, i'm friggin addicted t pepsi 1, anyone else addiced to soooddddaaa????

-lil annnnnneeeee

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you're wrong
 
We call it simply, a 'drink'.

Or if you want to be specific...a fizzy drink.

Bloody nothern hemispherions

What gravity?
 
don't you mean a bubbily drink?

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

Dave P: 'do you guys know what a chesterfield is?'

Dave Lemlin: 'I don't know... a gun?'
 
Canadians aren't the ones who call it Soda. Well, some of us may. However, where I live everyone calls it pop.

'Bob gets drunk in a park alone and gets arrested for getting in a fight with a group of teenage girls.'
 
I think it was originally called soda pop, and some people took the first part, and others took the second word. but It is ganeraly called pop here

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haha, thats champagne. and its called soda! pepsi sucks, coke is where it's at lol

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I call it soda but everyone in the midwest calls its pop. People in the south, espically Georiga call it coke. No matter what your having, sprite, seven up, orange soda, its still called coke down there. I think soda is the most universal term in the english language though!

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Soda? What the tha hell? Sounds like it could be some salty beverage or something. Its called ''pop'' you goddam puritants!!!

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Homer (with donut head): Oh, but I'm so sweet and tasty. Well, time to go to work.

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ok it's POP !!!!

and another one.. I don't want to start anything but.. what about the words

*ROOF* (I say it 'Ruff' other weird people say say 'Roofe'

*BAG* (easy one of course 'bage' not 'Baaag...'

'Pipe Is Nice'
 
haha yea ill call everythign just Coke sometimes to no matter what it is, but usually just pop. Soda sounds gay

 
pop sounds like its out of leave it to beaver lol 'gee ma, could i have a nickel to go get some pop at the fountain?' lol

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