ChatGPSKI Thread

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ajbski

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Lets see how much "ai" knows about our sport. Please limit posts in this thread to responses generated by ai of w.e kind.

heres and ode to skiing:

Oh, skiing, skiing, what a thrill!

Down the mountain, with such skill.

We slide on snow, so pure and white,

With goggles on, to shield our sight.

Up the lift, we go so high,

To reach the top, we aim to try.

Then down we go, with speed and grace,

Our heart beats fast, our smile on our face.

We carve the snow, with turns so tight,

We feel the wind, rush past our sight.

We feel so free, so full of glee,

As we glide down, so effortlessly.

We jump and twirl, with each new trick,

Our ski poles wave, like magic sticks.

We feel the snow, beneath our feet,

And with each run, we feel complete.

So let us ski, with joy and cheer,

For nothing else, can bring us near,

To such pure bliss, with each new thrill,

Oh, skiing, skiing, what a thrill!
 
heres a vail resorts summary taking into consideration a core skier.

"It's not uncommon for core skiers to have strong opinions about Vail Resorts, as it is one of the largest ski resort operators in the world, and some feel that the company's expansion and acquisition of smaller resorts have led to a homogenization of the ski experience.

Some core skiers may also have issues with the crowds and lift lines at Vail Resorts, as the company's properties can be very popular and attract large numbers of visitors. Additionally, there may be concerns about the impact of Vail Resorts' operations on the environment and local communities.

That being said, Vail Resorts has also invested heavily in improving the ski experience for guests, with high-speed lifts, extensive snowmaking, and a variety of on-mountain amenities. The company has also made efforts to reduce its environmental footprint, with initiatives like the Epic Promise for a Zero Footprint.

Ultimately, whether or not a core skier enjoys skiing at Vail Resorts will depend on their personal preferences and priorities. Some may find the resorts to be too crowded or commercialized, while others may appreciate the convenience and amenities that Vail Resorts offers."
 
Why freestyle skiing should not be governed by FIS

"Freestyle skiing is a form of skiing that involves performing aerial tricks, moguls, and other maneuvers, often in a freestyle or improvisational manner. While the International Ski Federation (FIS) governs many aspects of skiing, there are several reasons why freestyle skiing should not be solely governed by FIS:

Different discipline: Freestyle skiing is a distinct discipline from other skiing disciplines, such as alpine skiing and cross-country skiing. It requires different skills, techniques, and equipment, and has a unique culture and history. Therefore, it should have its own governing body that is tailored to its needs.

Need for innovation: Freestyle skiing is a constantly evolving sport, with new tricks and techniques being developed all the time. A separate governing body would be better equipped to adapt to these changes and foster innovation, rather than being constrained by the rules and regulations of a larger organization like FIS.

Representation: Freestyle skiing is a popular and growing sport, particularly among younger athletes. By having its own governing body, freestyle skiing could have better representation and a stronger voice within the broader ski community.

Safety: Safety is a paramount concern in any sport, but especially in freestyle skiing where athletes are performing dangerous aerial maneuvers. A separate governing body could focus specifically on the safety of freestyle skiers, including equipment standards, course design, and medical support.

Overall, while FIS has a role to play in the broader skiing community, freestyle skiing should have its own governing body to better serve its unique needs and foster its growth and innovation."
 
14522570:ajbski said:
heres a vail resorts summary taking into consideration a core skier.

"It's not uncommon for core skiers to have strong opinions about Vail Resorts, as it is one of the largest ski resort operators in the world, and some feel that the company's expansion and acquisition of smaller resorts have led to a homogenization of the ski experience.

Some core skiers may also have issues with the crowds and lift lines at Vail Resorts, as the company's properties can be very popular and attract large numbers of visitors. Additionally, there may be concerns about the impact of Vail Resorts' operations on the environment and local communities.

That being said, Vail Resorts has also invested heavily in improving the ski experience for guests, with high-speed lifts, extensive snowmaking, and a variety of on-mountain amenities. The company has also made efforts to reduce its environmental footprint, with initiatives like the Epic Promise for a Zero Footprint.

Ultimately, whether or not a core skier enjoys skiing at Vail Resorts will depend on their personal preferences and priorities. Some may find the resorts to be too crowded or commercialized, while others may appreciate the convenience and amenities that Vail Resorts offers."
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vail resorts is on top frfr and I'm with it, Rob Katz is my dad
 
Should competitive freestyle skiing tricks be more focused on style or difficulty?

"Competitive freestyle skiing tricks should strike a balance between style and difficulty. In freestyle skiing, style and difficulty are both important aspects of a successful performance.

On one hand, style is an essential component of freestyle skiing. Judges assess the skier's fluidity, creativity, and overall aesthetic appeal of their run. A skier with an exceptional style can make a relatively simple trick look incredible, while a skier with poor style can make even the most challenging trick look unimpressive.

On the other hand, difficulty is also a crucial factor in freestyle skiing. The level of difficulty of the tricks performed determines the level of competition and skill required to execute them. Tricks that are too easy will not impress the judges, and those that are too difficult may not be executed with enough precision to score well.

Therefore, in competitive freestyle skiing, both style and difficulty should be taken into account. A winning run should showcase a skier's technical ability with challenging tricks while also demonstrating a unique and aesthetically pleasing style"
 
Have social media platforms made the ski industry worse?

"The impact of social media platforms on the ski industry can be viewed from different perspectives. Some argue that social media has made the industry worse by encouraging irresponsible behavior, promoting unrealistic expectations, and creating overcrowding at popular ski destinations. Others argue that social media has provided an opportunity for ski resorts to connect with their customers, promote their services, and attract new visitors.

On one hand, social media platforms like Instagram and TikTok have made it easier for skiers to share their experiences and showcase their skills. This has helped to create a larger community of skiers and snowboarders and has encouraged more people to try the sport. However, it has also led to an increase in risky behavior, such as skiing or snowboarding out of bounds or taking dangerous jumps, in an effort to capture an impressive video or photo.

Additionally, social media platforms have also contributed to the over-commercialization of the ski industry, with resorts and gear manufacturers often pushing an image of skiing and snowboarding as a glamorous and exclusive activity. This can create unrealistic expectations for new skiers and may lead to disappointment or discouragement when they discover the reality of the sport.

Furthermore, social media platforms have made it easier for skiers to share information about popular ski destinations, which has contributed to overcrowding and increased traffic at certain resorts. This can lead to long lift lines, crowded slopes, and a diminished experience for skiers.

On the other hand, social media platforms have also provided an opportunity for ski resorts to connect with their customers and promote their services. Ski resorts can use social media to share information about snow conditions, events, and promotions, as well as to engage with customers and address their concerns. This can help to build loyalty and encourage repeat visits.

In conclusion, while social media platforms have had both positive and negative impacts on the ski industry, it is up to the individual skiers and resorts to use these tools responsibly and in a way that benefits the sport and its participants."
 
A cywhitling style rendition of skiing in the chic choc mountains:

from dall-e2... its not not too far off.

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write a drunk text to tom wallisch

Hey Tommmmmmyyyyy! What's up, my dude? I just wanted to tell you that you're like, the sickest skier I've ever seen. Like, seriously, your tricks are so insane, they blow my mind every time. I just wish I could be half as good as you, man.

But hey, you know what they say, "practice makes perfect," right? Maybe we should hit the slopes together sometime and you can teach me some of your sick moves. I promise I won't slow you down too much, haha.
 
imagine you are the skier henrik harlaut and use his adlibs. What do you love about skiing?

Yo, yo, yo, what's up, it's your boy Henrik Harlaut, aka Harlzilla, aka E-dollo, coming at you from the slopes! When it comes to skiing, there's just so much to love, man.

First off, I love the feeling of freedom it gives me. When I'm out there on the mountain, it's just me and the snow, and I can forget about everything else going on in the world. I can carve my own path and express myself in my own unique way.

I also love the rush of adrenaline that comes with skiing. Whether I'm hitting big jumps, shredding through the trees, or dropping cliffs, there's nothing quite like that feeling of weightlessness and speed.

But you know what I love the most? The community. Skiing has brought me together with so many amazing people from all over the world. It doesn't matter where you're from or what your background is, when you're out there on the mountain, you're all just skiers. And that sense of camaraderie and support is something truly special.

So yeah, skiing is pretty much the best thing ever. Can't wait to hit the slopes again!

**This post was edited on Mar 23rd 2023 at 2:04:30pm
 
14522571:ajbski said:
Why freestyle skiing should not be governed by FIS

"Freestyle skiing is a form of skiing that involves performing aerial tricks, moguls, and other maneuvers, often in a freestyle or improvisational manner. While the International Ski Federation (FIS) governs many aspects of skiing, there are several reasons why freestyle skiing should not be solely governed by FIS:

Different discipline: Freestyle skiing is a distinct discipline from other skiing disciplines, such as alpine skiing and cross-country skiing. It requires different skills, techniques, and equipment, and has a unique culture and history. Therefore, it should have its own governing body that is tailored to its needs.

Need for innovation: Freestyle skiing is a constantly evolving sport, with new tricks and techniques being developed all the time. A separate governing body would be better equipped to adapt to these changes and foster innovation, rather than being constrained by the rules and regulations of a larger organization like FIS.

Representation: Freestyle skiing is a popular and growing sport, particularly among younger athletes. By having its own governing body, freestyle skiing could have better representation and a stronger voice within the broader ski community.

Safety: Safety is a paramount concern in any sport, but especially in freestyle skiing where athletes are performing dangerous aerial maneuvers. A separate governing body could focus specifically on the safety of freestyle skiers, including equipment standards, course design, and medical support.

Overall, while FIS has a role to play in the broader skiing community, freestyle skiing should have its own governing body to better serve its unique needs and foster its growth and innovation."
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i couldnt find the screenshot of its answer but i asked the same thing almost 2 months ago and my answer was completely different
 
14522571:ajbski said:
Why freestyle skiing should not be governed by FIS

"Freestyle skiing is a form of skiing that involves performing aerial tricks, moguls, and other maneuvers, often in a freestyle or improvisational manner. While the International Ski Federation (FIS) governs many aspects of skiing, there are several reasons why freestyle skiing should not be solely governed by FIS:

Different discipline: Freestyle skiing is a distinct discipline from other skiing disciplines, such as alpine skiing and cross-country skiing. It requires different skills, techniques, and equipment, and has a unique culture and history. Therefore, it should have its own governing body that is tailored to its needs.

Need for innovation: Freestyle skiing is a constantly evolving sport, with new tricks and techniques being developed all the time. A separate governing body would be better equipped to adapt to these changes and foster innovation, rather than being constrained by the rules and regulations of a larger organization like FIS.

Representation: Freestyle skiing is a popular and growing sport, particularly among younger athletes. By having its own governing body, freestyle skiing could have better representation and a stronger voice within the broader ski community.

Safety: Safety is a paramount concern in any sport, but especially in freestyle skiing where athletes are performing dangerous aerial maneuvers. A separate governing body could focus specifically on the safety of freestyle skiers, including equipment standards, course design, and medical support.

Overall, while FIS has a role to play in the broader skiing community, freestyle skiing should have its own governing body to better serve its unique needs and foster its growth and innovation."
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found the response i got from chatgpt 2 months ago

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Asked top park skis and top all mountain skis:

Faction Candide Thovex Skis - This ski is designed for all-mountain freestyle and park skiing, with a lightweight construction and a versatile shape that can handle jumps, rails, and halfpipes.

Line Blend Skis - A popular choice for park skiing, the Line Blend features a symmetrical shape, flexible construction, and twin-tip design for easy spins and landings.

Armada ARV 96 Skis - These skis are designed for park and all-mountain skiing, with a versatile shape, lightweight construction, and forgiving flex that makes them suitable for both intermediate and advanced park skiers.

K2 Press Skis - The K2 Press is a budget-friendly option for park skiers, with a lightweight construction, durable base, and twin-tip design that makes it easy to switch between forward and backward skiing.

Rossignol Scratch Skis - The Rossignol Scratch is a popular choice among park and pipe skiers, with a twin-tip design, camber underfoot, and a poppy and responsive flex that makes it great for jumps and rails.

Rossignol Experience 88 Ti - This ski is a favorite among all-mountain skiers, with a versatile shape, solid edge hold, and a responsive feel that makes it great for both on and off-piste skiing.

K2 Mindbender 99 Ti - This ski is designed to handle a variety of snow conditions, with a wider waist and a sturdy construction that provides stability and control in all types of terrain.

Salomon QST 99 - This ski is a great all-around performer, with a versatile shape that can handle both hardpack and soft snow conditions, and a lightweight construction that makes it easy to maneuver in tight spots.

Blizzard Bonafide - The Blizzard Bonafide is a popular choice for all-mountain skiing, with a stable and responsive feel that can handle high speeds and variable conditions with ease.

Atomic Vantage 97 Ti - This ski is designed to be a jack-of-all-trades, with a versatile shape that can handle both groomed runs and off-piste terrain, and a lightweight construction that makes it easy to maneuver.

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honestly just sounds like the website ads for each ski…
 
14522741:ajbski said:
Ass vs boobs beauty

maybe people shouldn’t use machine learning. Oh boy
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im not sure where the beauty thing came from but my first question to chatgpt was ass vs boobs because i wanted to see if chatgpt was able to have a debate
 
Simon Dumont and Tanner Hall were two of the most skilled and fearless skiers in the world. They had a long-standing rivalry that pushed them to perform incredible feats on the slopes. But their competition also caused them to despise each other and seek every opportunity to humiliate and defeat their opponent.

One day, they decided to settle their score once and for all in an epic ski battle on the mountain. They gathered their loyal followers and armed themselves with skis, poles, helmets, goggles and anything else they could use as weapons. They met at the top of the mountain, where the snow was fresh and the terrain was challenging. They stared at each other with hatred and contempt, ready to unleash their fury.

The battle began with a loud roar from both sides. Simon and Tanner charged at each other, dodging rocks, trees and cliffs as they descended. They swung their poles at each other, trying to knock each other off balance or cause injury. They performed daring jumps and flips, hoping to impress their allies and intimidate their enemies. They used their skis as blades, slashing and parrying with skill and speed.

The battle reached its climax when they arrived at a huge halfpipe, where they decided to face each other in a final showdown. They skied up the walls of the halfpipe, gaining momentum and height. They launched themselves into the air, spinning and twisting in a spectacular display of aerial acrobatics. They clashed mid air, kicking and punching each other with fury. They landed on opposite sides of the halfpipe, ready to repeat their attack.

But then, something unexpected happened. A third skier appeared on the scene, gliding down the mountain with grace and ease. He was Tom Wallisch, a friend of both Simon and Tanner, and one of the most respected and admired skiers in the world. He had heard about the battle and decided to intervene before it was too late.

He approached Simon and Tanner, who were about to resume their duel, and spoke to them in a calm and soothing voice.

"Simon, Tanner, stop this madness. You are both great skiers, but you are also great friends. You have shared many adventures and memories together. You have inspired and supported each other. You have more in common than you think. Why do you fight each other? Why do you waste your talents and lives on this senseless war?"

Simon and Tanner paused for a moment, surprised by Tom's words. They looked around them and saw the carnage they had caused. They felt a pang of guilt and regret in their hearts. They realized that Tom was right. They had let their pride and ego cloud their judgment. They had forgotten what skiing was really about: fun, freedom and friendship.

They dropped their weapons and embraced each other, apologizing for their actions and forgiving each other for their mistakes. Their followers cheered and clapped, happy to see their leaders reconciled. Tom smiled and hugged them both, proud of his role as a peacemaker.

But he had one more surprise for them. He reached into his backpack and pulled out a large bag of freshly baked pretzels. He offered them to Simon and Tanner, who accepted them gratefully. They shared the pretzels with their followers, enjoying the warm and salty treat.

The battle was over. The mountain was restored to its natural beauty. Simon, Tanner and Tom skied down together, laughing and joking as they went. They agreed to never fight again, but to ski together as friends and allies. They had learned a valuable lesson that day: skiing is not a war, but a joy.

Honestly I give it a c+
 
can you write a song about tanner hall?

Sure, here's a short song about Tanner Hall, the professional freeskier:

Verse 1:

He's a master of the slopes,

With skis on his feet, he never mopes,

Tanner Hall is his name,

And he's got skills that bring him fame.

Chorus:

Tanner Hall, Tanner Hall,

Freeskiing legend, we hear your call,

From the halfpipe to the backcountry,

You're a hero to all, we all agree.

Verse 2:

His style is unique and bold,

He takes risks that leave us all in awe,

And when he lands that perfect trick,

We can't help but scream and shout.

Chorus:

Tanner Hall, Tanner Hall,

Freeskiing legend, we hear your call,

From the halfpipe to the backcountry,

You're a hero to all, we all agree.

Bridge:

Through injuries and setbacks, he never quits,

His passion for skiing will always persist,

Tanner Hall, you inspire us all,

To push ourselves and never fall.

Chorus:

Tanner Hall, Tanner Hall,

Freeskiing legend, we hear your call,

From the halfpipe to the backcountry,

You're a hero to all, we all agree.

let him cook
 
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