Chased By Drunk Hobo

Legit

Legit

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So this happened Friday night with my and like 5 friends. It was around 11pm and were all drinking and blazing in a park in a pretty good neighborhood of the city and out of no where this drunk guy around 40 strolls down the path and demands to see our ID, we all know its no cop just a drunk guy holding a bag full of booze and a beer in hand, just then he sits on the ledge we are chilling on, meanwhile my friend is passing the j and drops it, as another is reaching for it the drunk grabs it and starts hitting it, were like wtf, it was only a roach so it wasn’t a big deal. As all this is occurring the girls we were chilling with are getting sketched out, so they start to leave and we followed them at said fuck you to the hobo, as this happens he stands up and starts chasing us, not just running but booking it, the girls we were with had a huge head start and they disappeared but the there was still three other guys on skateboards just skating a little faster then him but he is still running, as we get to the main road he disappears into the darkness, so were like fuck we are huge pussies for running, we all have skateboards that work as a good weapon, but we just go down the street and just then we spot him on the opposite side of the road, we call him out and he starts running again so were all like this is pretty fun were high and this is really trippy. He starts booking it again and he continues to chase up for around 6 city blocks or around a kilometer, but now we feel like huge pussys for not knocking him out. Should we have or should we just done nothing?
 
i would have stayed just out of reach of him and keep trying to get him to chase me. if i were high that would have made a fun game " see how long the hobo will chase us".

i got chased by drunk natives last summer becasue i interupted their drinking with a full moon and they didn't appriciate it very much. very funny though
 
what does blazing mean, and what is a roach? you are over 21 right, because if not its illegal for you to drink.
 
haha the title says it all. haha that would be the funniest thing ever, if he was like chasing you with his walking stick hahaa
 
he sounds pretty sketchy. he probably would have like a knife or something. plus you guys were tripping. it was a good idea to run
 
hahah, you say that now, but i doubt youd actully do it. he would just get it and run and jack your spliff
 
or what if he had HIV and he juiced it and then you got the saliva in your mouth, you would have aids
 
dude thats nothing i got fuckin hit by a hobo on a bike, i was walking down my street minding my own buisness when this fuckin chineese hobo comes and hits me and slaps me in the back of the head and then runs away on his bike.
 
dude, hobos are malnourished, so they cant fight proper, and are drunk and poor so they cant afford weapons, nor do they posses the motor skills to use them. if theres one thing in the world you shouldnt be afraid of, its an angry bum.
 
am I the only one who thinks that this is a little bit sad...

first of all you were probably being a dick to the guy trying to impress your sweet ladies

second of all you told him to fuck off, and probably deserved to get your ass kicked

lastly, you're probably a pussy, and you probably would have gotten your ass kicked anyway.

but how would you have felt beating down a drunken homeless guy...like 5 of you with skateboards

weak?

yes, very.
 
i agree come on, beating up anyone with a fucking skateboard, let alone a hobo. yeah lets beat him up i bet we could even kill him hahaha...what the fuck. what is your major malfunction?
 
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