I have been listening to his interviews on talk radio. This nut is a fucking goldmine, haha.
"I'm a rockstar from mars."
"You borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like 'Dude, can't
handle it! Unplug this bastard!'"
-"You're not worried you're going to die when you take drugs like that?"
-"Dying is for fools."
"I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips.
Most of the time — and this includes naps — I'm an F-18, bro. And I will
destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground."
"I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy. But I dare anyone to debate
me on things."
"There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins."
" I have a disease? Bullshit! I cured it with my brain, with my mind. I
cured it, I'm done … you don't look like you're having a lot of fun. I'm
gonna hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around
the world."
"The run I was on made people like Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all
of them look like droopy eyed armless children."
-“You were taking Cocaine…”
-“I wasn’t taking it. I had to
pay for it.”
"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not
available because if you try it, you will die. Your face will melt off,
and your children will weep over your exploded body."