Chapstick? What do you want?

[gurneykid]

Hey everyone. For my business class I need to know what you think of Chapstick. What do you like about it? What don't you like? What could improve from the traditional design? What would make it better? +k for good responses! Thanks!

 

[roddy116]

needs to vibrate.

 

[VT_scratch]

carmex is preferred

 

[shuckle]

fucking most useful thing ever

 

[E__]

When I was a young'n and would put on chapstick all my friends would make fun of me and say I was putting on lipstick, it was hard times because I had to learn to life with chapped lips because I didn't want to be made fun of :'(

 

[SARTRON]

burts bees with honey. didnt read your thread...

 

[maximiliaan]

reminds me of:

fat people... :')

 

[Mr.Sloth]

I prefer dildos

 

[mowglii]

chapstick relieves my dry bum hole. but i only like the flavored ones.

 

[fupaface]

Make chapstick shaped like a dick so people make fun of kids even more for putting it on. But in all seriousness chapstick is crucial, they should put cocaine in it though so it makes your lips nice and numb

 

[Olimar]

I love it, but i hate how I always loose it. I have Ideas for improving it but I dont feel comfortable sharing my intelectual property for your business class.

 

[POWDER.RANGER]

mint chapstick is my secret lover

 

[NotGhood]

always over chapstick

 

[theabortionator]

I wish they made a chapstick fleshlight for my tiny little baby wiener. Other than that I have no use for it.

 

[Spinoza]

But my lips hurt real bad!

 

[EricaMN.]

Actually, I think you could put a small amount of benzocaine in there hahaha

 

[karenfang]

some chapsticks taste like shit ,one that tastes good would be real nice

 

[Spinoza]

but then kids would eat it, c'mon karen..

 

[mode2n]

Always have a stick of it with me, one of my essentials I must say

 

[shuckle]

but there's lipstick/gloss that tastes good

but then again girls are less typical to be dumb fucks so

 

[Clark_Griswold]

Chapstick is a must have. I never leave home without it. I personally use Burt's bees. I always have a tube in my ski jacket.

Though one time my buddies cleverly took and old Burt's bees tube and cut the icy hot solid rub to fit it and replaced my tube with that. That shit was fucked, my lips hurt so fucking bad

 

[Spinoza]

It's called a Complisult. Part compliment, part insult. He invented them. I coined the term. See what I just did there? That was an explainabrag.

^ karma for whoever tells me who said that w/o googling

 

[TRASHY.]

mint chapstick, or burts

 

[Backyard.Skier]

MOAR chap!

 

[TRASHY.]

But me chap for my birthday

 

[Aidan-G]

I like chapstick. Really soothing whenever my boyfriend forgets the lube

 

[little1337]

I have yet to use a single stick of chapstick more than 30 times...

 

[JzD.]

Burt's or carmex. The carmex seems to last longer but Burt's is great, dat mint...

 

[7springsprod]

Apparently, very repetitive use of chapstick id bad for your lips.. A good alternative is coconut oil.

 

[JAHpow]

Burts Bees. I can't find it in the canister anymore which sucks. The tube always rolls up in my pocket and the balm gets stuck in the cap...I hate that.

 

[no_steeze]

edible chapstick

 

[FLBP]

make it harder to lose and or forget about, and none of that cheap keyring bs.

 

[james6345789]

Chapstick blows, Blistex DCT over everything.

 

[qeefmasterflex]

Its safe to eat

 

[Backyard.Skier]

Will do.

 

[rudager]

In all honesty, that Blistex Medex stuff is the best.

Heals up your lips, keeps them prime in winter and sick conditions, and gives that refreshing blast of medical power.

Plus comes in the tube cartridge, or the mini container.