chappele show thread

hoodratz47

hoodratz47

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'and it has been anounced that a new gay ku klux klan has been formed.' ' well we hate too, but we do it wiht compassion.'

'We had m,eeting and we thought it would be best if you left town.'' how bout going back to africa.'

your new plates are sooo ready >> ASSMILK

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'this one time i was at a hotel, and there were two guys haveing butt sex in the room next to me, and that was they gayest thing i have ever heard until what you just said right now'

 
His stand up thats on DVD is like 100 times funnier than any shows so far

'Heineken, Fuck that shit. Pabst Blue Ribbon!' - Dennis Hopper
 
negrodamus-'white people like wayne bradey so much because he makes bryant gumble look like malcolm X.

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- Josh Rainey

- Jackson Hole

I ain't the type of brotha made for you to start tessin', give me a smith and wesson and i'll have niggas undressin' -nas

My state of mind purple

'hide it in a vibrator and then stick it up your butt and let it vibrate the whole plane ride and through customs. good luck hiding your tiny ass boner while you do it.'-ericpollardkillsit

my gfs sister is fucken hot, so is her mom, i lay in bed at night with my hand on my dick thinking about an incested orgy with the 3 of them, i blow so fast-Lateralis
 
trust me,coming from someone who says nigga alot,that nigga says nigga alot

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
holla holla holla

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1,000 out of 1,005 scientists agree that CANADA SUCKS!
 
I grow tired of this. Lets play some basketball.

They're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa

They're coming to take me away, Ho-hooo

Hee-hee---haa-haa

To the funny farm

Where life is beautiful all the time

And I'll be happy to see those

Nice young men in their clean white coats and

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaaaa!
 
Tyreid....you stabbed my dad! And had sex with Katie!!

no you got me wrong, i aint had sex with katie...lysol had sex with katie..i filmed it

no, tyreid, we had sex too

correction, i had sex with katie

hey chad! i had sex with katie toO!

- Patrick·patproductions.com

Looks like rain to me.
 
'then his wife's titties fell right into my hand,it was weird,your honor'

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
then whats that in his pants?'

'ITS A DILDO DOG!!!'

'dave chappelle, youve ruined my life'

'hahahaha, ya got zapped!'

teem bousquet
 
bump

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
 
my favorite part is charlie murpheys true hollywood stories. those are hilarious.

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vive la Thurgood, Scarface, Brian and Kenny
 
what u guys dont understand,is that i make love to my hand,so i dont need you honey,i beat my dick like it owes me money

'i only drink the finest...cambodian breast milks'

breeeeaaassttt milk,you make my daaaaaayyyaaayyyyy

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
'we came back here to tell you your a cracker'

'In a duplex apartment in the sky, they finally got a piece of the pie'

'This is the remix of me pissing'

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1,000 out of 1,005 scientists agree that CANADA SUCKS!
 
^I wanna piss on u......drip drip drip. i wanna make ur face into a toilet seat

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if u have a problem call 1800 fuck-off(toll free)
 
I want to piss on you....yes I do...piss on you.......

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
you've been 'ZAPPED'

'I'm Charlie Murphy'

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
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~Jameson~

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Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

UREIL LYFSTYL

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~Jameson~

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Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

UREIL LYFSTYL

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the best character is that crazy robot guy. he's been in every episode of the second season. the prince basketball one was the best

pilots do it high
 
i wish i had cable so i could see the new shit, i go the dvd season 1 a few weeks ago and its hilarious

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
season 2 is insane

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
^ when is it gonna be on DVD?

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
sometime after season 2 is over...prolly midway through season 3

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
I'm...I'm sorry Charley Murphy, I was havin too much fun. I offer you a truce..the stickiest of the icky. Wanna smoke with your old boy Rick James?

Man, Mah head is Bumpin man.

Now that You mention it, I think I'm bleeding inside my chest. But I got the medicine. BITCH! Come over here and have SEX with CHARLEY MURPHEY! IM RICK JAMES, BITCH!

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
^You ignorant slut.

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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.

born to shine at home and over border lines.]

 
"OH joe rogan, YOU CRAZY!"

"joe rogan, you may or may not know this....i smoke rocks"
 
"Is this the 5:00 free crack giveaway?"

"Another myth is, drugs don't make you fly. Only the best ones do, and thats only hovering for a bit"

"RED BALLS, IT GIVES ME WIIIIIIIIINGS!"
 
the grand theft auto one is sweet

and the matrix one. now look to your right. youll see a black guy sititng there. hahahah i need your stapler
 
you notice here are some african statues. I dont really fuck with africa because people are starving to death and thats not baller to me. COME ON MOTHERFUCKAS
 
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