Chapped lips.

timmi

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it seems like nomader how hard i try. skiing always fucks up my lips. its super gay. nobody wants to kiss some guy with sandpaper lips...

i use lipchap or whatever its called. but it seems like nothing helps it enough...it sucks
 
you said "nomader" instead of "no matter"

amazing.

sure lips.

reapply every hour or two.

vaseline is for jackin off.

or anal sex.
 
I don't mind the chaped lips when I kiss a girl I do mind my runny nose when I kiss though
 
hey man, leave my spelling alone. ive had a long day. and i couldnt think of the right spelling for it. does it really matter aslong as you got the point?

and ski and destroy. are there any cures for the runny nose?
 
just get a turtle or whatever they're called and all your face issues are solved plus you can be a jackass and stuff or rob a store or something and no one will know who you are
 
i dont think there is anything to be done about the runny nose... i think its in reaction to the cold, so i dont know if those sinus cold medication things will work.

plus they all make you drowsy.
 
get those gloves that u can wipe ur nose with, and the chaped lips, just ask napolean dynamite he probably ahs the best kind
 
the nose wipes are worthless.

learn to blow mighty snot rockets.

hit kids from the lift and shit.
 
Burts Bees is where it is at.

Rumor has it that the chap-stic brand stuff temporarily relieves your lips but when it wears off leaves your lips drier, making you dependent on it. Burts supposably doesn't do it.
 
yea burts bees. but if u want good chapstick get the twinkie flavored one. i saw it awhile ago. as for runny nose snot rockets don't work because it's runny and never comes out it just drips on you so the only thing to do is like plug it up or something.
 
dont lick your lips when they are chapped. sure it may feel good for a few seconds but it makes it alottttttt worse
 
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