Changing Fast Food Forever

ColbyV

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New Wearable Feed Bags - the hottest new trend

New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less
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nothing like getting the family together, hitting pizza hut, and sharing a nice big family feed trough.
 
"Well sometimes i just don't wanna move my arms you know? And for 50 cents extra they'll just throw in your soda so you don't have to worry about straws or anything"
 
I can wait to see the drive by hoses. They're going to have to get some military peeps on that shit to make sure the aiming is precise. Otherwise it could be a giant mess and a giant fail. But I don't see this failing.....
 
that is gross, disgusting, and i would never EVER do that in my life its for fat ass americanns... i mean serously how hard is it to eat a taco or burger..how much lazier can u get...this makes me mad
 
i'm actually really scared of the onion. it's fucking hilarious, but the first time i saw anything from them it was something about obama/mccain, and i seriously believed it for about 5 minutes until i watched it a 2nd time and caught on......

there are alot of people in this country who, quite frankly are a lot dumber than I am, that might not even get the connection about alot of things......................
 
yeah and you're pretty dumb as it is :P - but so many people don't understand things that are common knowledge to other people which is the reason coffee says "caution this is hot" and they have to have directions for toothpaste, ect.
 
i didnt even watch the whole thing before.. but first of all every person that is interviewed is a dirty fatass and the guy that said "sometimes i just dont fell like moving my arms...should seriously just go die that was the most retarded thing ive ever heard.....anyway it take away the fucking hassels OF CHEWING and BREATHING in between bites ARE FUCKING SERIOUS! omfg this truly pisses me off...o yea and i live in america so dont think im being all like stereotyp er watever...there.....now i have voiced my opinion
 
I'll just say this before you make a bigger fool of yourself.

It's a joke. The Onion is satirical.
 
that was hysterical except thinking that there would be some americans who probably would do that which says a lot about where our countryis going
 
I had to watch it a second time to catch all the stuff on the ticker tape. I think I laughed more at that than at the story. Fucking hilarious.
 
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