Change the national anthem to R. Kelly's 2003 hit "Ignition (Remix)."

I don't know what's funnier, the idea itself, or the description of it on the site.

"We, the undersigned, would like the Obama administration to recognize the need for a new national anthem, one that even a decade after its creation, is still hot and fresh out the kitchen. America has changed since Francis Scott Key penned our current anthem in 1814. Since then, we have realized that after the show, it's the afterparty, and that after the party, it's the hotel lobby, and--perhaps most importantly--that 'round about four, you've got to clear the lobby, at which point it's strongly recommended that you take it to the room and freak somebody. President Obama: we ask you to recognize the evolution of this beautiful country and give us an anthem that better suits the glorious nation we have become."
 
Inb4 Obama makes it the anthem and all the voters cry and whine about how dumb it is.---Murcia logic.
 
As a Canadian resident i don't really want to go through the process to sign but good luck on your endeavors.
 
No doubt that my manes Obeezy all about his R. Kelly. How could you not love the genius behind Trapped in the Closet?

By the way, if you haven't heard this 21 (or something) part masterpiece, you're in for a wild ride. I assure you there are twists and turns along this emotional journey.
 
i love r and b songs with easy vibes like this. other worthy contenders for a new anthem:ayyyyyyyy

and of course

 
they were both so ghetto haha. i remember looking through lists of raaaandom files to download Sim Theme Park, only to get a virus and kill my PC running windows XP
 
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