Chairlift rule #1

Jake...

Jake...

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scenario: quad lift, me and my buddy end up on each end... the guy in the middle is SUPPOST to put the middle bar inbetween his legs which gives him equal space between two unknown strager... how ever he already split up 2 freinds, and broke the rule.. he sat rite beside my buddy and i got a free open seat beside me... lol did he not break the number one rule on chairlift riding>?

oh and he wasnt chineese or asian or anything.. just a 40 year old man...

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
 
it was wierd.... why wouldnt he sit in the middle>?

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
 
im pretty sure you can sit where ever you damn well please on a chair. why would you want to have a big bar between your legs anyway?

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it seems like this stage of life for a lot of people around our age is like when you are playing a video game and you beat the Final Boss, only to find out that was just a decoy Final Boss and the real Final Boss
 
that must have been really traumatic. you might consider therapy.

but seriously, that is kind of weird, normally i would at least sit a little bit away from someone.

'If she floats than she is not

A witch like we had thought'

'Like most babies smell like butter

his smell smelled like no other'

'She'll come back as fire, to burn all the liars,

And leave a blanket of ash on the ground.
 
WHAT HAPPENS ON THE CHAIRLIFT STAYS ON THE CHAIR LIFT JAKE! u should know that....

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maybe the guy finds it uncomfortable to have a metal bar in his crotch...

But I'm pretty sure rule #1 on most chairlifts is "Put safety bar down" after that there's: no swinging, no loose clothing/hair, no throwing snowballs.

I don't think what this guy was really that big a deal. In fact he was helping to keep the system efficient by joining you on the lift instead of taking a whole chair for himself... it gets everyone too the top faster.

-katie
 
Another option would be to talk the guy. I've met some pretty spiffy people on chairlifts.

Maybe he has stories about the great war!

 
the only god damn rule on the chairlift (besides "what happens on the chairlift stays on the chairlift") is DON'T PUT THE GODDAMN SAFETY BAR DOWN, AND ESPECIALLY NOT RIGHT WHEN YOU GET OFF THE GROUND AND MAKE SURE EVERYBODY'S HEAD IS FAR BACK ENOUGH. I got so many god damn lenses scratched because of this and today a hige knock on my head, damn old scared people

 
was that guy gay or sumtin

if it were easier it would be called snowboarding

i like the sticker that says " Ya mum rides a Snowboard"
 
who gives a shit, oh where did you get this rule book about riding a chairlift?

any one for another beer
I AM CANADIAN !!!
 
It is acceptable to have the bar down when riding with skis school.

The smart man does not know everything, rather the smart man admits when he knows nothing.
 
one time this happened to me, it was tramatic. So I'm going up as a single, and i get on the end of a group of 3 people all the way on the left of the chair. I get on the chair, and this fat idiot next to me puts his leg under the metal bar that hits the seat, so he has one leg on my god damn side of the bar. I had to ride up squished to the extreme left of the chair so i wasnt touching some fat stranger's upper thigh. Terrible fat people, they ruin everything

jibba jabba
 
aaahhh, the nervous safety bar droppers are the arch nemesis to my MX 9 visor. It always wakes me the fuck up tho when they knock my head silly

 
i've seen really dumb people who tried to squeeze 6 to a chair. luckily they were little kids but they still had to stop the lift and get 2 of em off.

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to me, the number 1 rule is:-

do not, under any circumstance, trash talk while riding the lift...

that shit pisses me off. when you bail or something and people scream 'hahaha, you suck man' or shit like that.

[/i][/b][/u]-Harvιε

keep it real,

payce
 
rule number 1 is actually don't get on with someone names jake ... hah uh jsut kidding...

were u with steve tho?

~meghan
 
i thought the only chair rule was dont shit yourself while riding up. now that i know i can do that, ive got to go get depends for tomorrow.

mark

one good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain
 
Rule #1 is to not let 40 year old males on. to sit between you with no twin tips on.

I Can't Think Of A Name So Fuck IT!
 
haha its not a "rule" but if some 40 year old decided to creep up next to me instead of space it out id cover my asshole

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'lets put it this way, even matt damon cant make it suck.'

'matt damon? hes in con air right?'

'yes , yes he is.'
 
kinda weird.

If I were a girl i'd tie up Jon Olson take a dump on his chest force him to eat out my asshole and then piss in his mouth-Huckfest900

I Once got totally Tanked and fucked my cousin in the ass and then slapped him in the face with my poop dick and g
 
its not so bad on a four man

but i damn well hate when some fat fuck in a phenix suit wants to sit right beside you when its only him and you on a big ass 6 man.

can you not see the other 10 feet of chair over there buddy?

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check it. i grew up a fuckin screw up, got introduced to the game, got a ounce, and fuckin blew up.
 
well, i thoguht the number one rule was to make sure you don't acknowledge the existence of the other person until you are almost at the top and give them a look to raise the bar or else...

- Patty

Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

*slaps ashamed almostaskiier across the back of his head with free hand* -lanks

ski for the fun of it, not for them.

 
ur friend's prolly more attractive

Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!

hehehe giggle giggle giggle

 
im with almostskiier

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man you have a hard life.. you should quit skiing a pick up emo and become famous to 14 year old girls

'but yea drinking and driving isn't bad if you don't crash or anything'
Phrosty

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at least i did not poke a fat chick that i met on the net and who tryed to make me raise her black baby!
 
thats a dumb rule. try "dont pass out and fall off from 40 feet", i was up at st. marie a while ago and me and my buddy found a guy that that had happened too. he was basically lying on the ground bleeding.....personally i think thats far more important that gay ass sitting shit

 
I ALWAYS lower the bar.. maybe it's because I teach and am used to always having it down with little kids and shit.. but really I dont understand why you want to ride with it up, and why riding with the bar down makes you "uncool". that's like saying you're not going to wear a seatbelt in the car because seatbelts are for squares.

-katie
 
so why didnt you "accidently"push him off before the chair gets 10 ft off the ground...I done it...

work to live...not live to work.

work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101

...i didnt do it

 
ahahhaa did he start rubbing your friend and stuff?

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the real term is "restraint bar" yeah... ive seen some people falll from 30 feet to flat and get up and be like "shit i fell"

'but yea drinking and driving isn't bad if you don't crash or anything'
Phrosty

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at least i did not poke a fat chick that i met on the net and who tryed to make me raise her black baby!
 
i actually kind of get what you're saying i think. i hate it when the chair leans too far to one side. unless your lying horizontally on the chair, the out-of-balance chair reallly bothers me.

Go baby go, it's a skiing inferno.

 
^^ hoodratz thats awesome

this guy didnt get up though, he landed on his face so he was really fucked up

hey...is anybody here the guy who fell of the chair at mont saint marie? did you live in the end? your girl(friend?) was meant to call my buddy to tell him if you were alive, but bitch that she is she didnt. so.... are you?

 
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