chairlift games

id have to say the best game is telephone,only if there is three of you and one person you dont know on the end.

Gage:'Night Grandma'

G-ma:'Night darling'

Gage:'Fucking Whore'

*Click*

 
usually i ski solo so i just talk to whoever im riding up with. some people have some funny shit to say if u listen.

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girls how do you get your bras in the tree, i mean do you take it off while on the lift which seems pretty tricky itself. Or do you just bring one up in your pocket and throw it, ive always wondered that looking at those trees

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im betting they just take an extra one up cause thatd be a hassle to get one off through a jacket

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umm not really, just unhook and and pull it out of your shirt.

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

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listen to music that always gets me to the top

and better sing along with it, very loudly preferably with someone else with u u dont know on the lift, or get the whole group to sing along.

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One truly finds himself on razors edge seperating his genius from his sanity.

 
but the straps that go around your shoulders would get in the way, you would have to slide it off the ends of your arms, which would be hard in a ski jacket, get my point?

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I'm a girl, and I've taken off a bra on a lift before, so I think I would know it's really not that hard. you just slide one strap off one of your arms and then pull the whole device out by the other strap.

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
i get ketchup packets and shit and throw them at tourists from new jersey, and when i see some douche bag skiing like a dumbass then i give out a little woop! and he takes it as a compliment making him look like a bigger ass.

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see how long you can wait before getting off the lift to put your ski poles on. oh ya.

Jump off A Cliff

-Eric
 
I've taken off a bra on a lift before

lauren i love you, elaborate please

if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.

alpentalik
 
ive allways wanted to click off a ski and hit someone mmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn that would be sweet

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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

What our sport needs is love, not everyone trying to be cooler than each other.-skimack
 
at my local hill my friends tried to go all te way around the lift and go back down on the bunny slope but there is a black and orange bar that got cought on their knees then the lift guy backed it up then walk out swearsing and yelling at them pissed and shit then they start laughing and ski away as the lift guy is trying to fix the bent bar

I cant spell so dont make fun of me

 
i must admit, playing with your girlfriend boobs is fun...very fun, or if ur with a new skier, rock the lift, and they get freaked.

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Before anything else, make sure you know that this rail is your little bitch, and that you'll nail it
 
my GAME:

No poles allowed. YOu have to knock each others skis off. The first one to lose a ski...well..loses. It's over after the fist ski is gone. Then they have to ski one ski down. And you push them over a lot while they ski. Hahaha. yeah...

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bring Back The 60's!!

 
-throw poles down and try to get them to stick straight up

-if you're with friends and a stranger, talk to the stranger and put stupid words into the conversation like meow, so they start to get confused. like, 'so, meow, good weather meow. have a meow excellent day.'

 
WHAT !

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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

What our sport needs is love, not everyone trying to be cooler than each other.-skimack
 
i would love to play the knock ski off game, but my friends are gay, one's a snowblader and the other's a boarder

'you should probably get bindings or it will be hard to stay on your skis...don't get gloves tho, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm' -221
 
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