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do you play anything to keep yourself occupied on the chairlift? My favorite is rock paper scissors slap. This works best in a gondola. Its basically the good old game of rock paper scissors, but every round the winner gets to slap the loser. This may sound stupid, but this little addition can entertain for hours.

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CP

Northwoods, the ghetto of banff

COC session C

 
its always fun to spark up conversations with the people infront of you.. especially the younger kids.. you really notice what bad mouths the younger generation has. damn 10 year olds curse more than i do.. or you can play the classic game of have 1 of your friends get on the chairlift infront of you with some girl that none of you know.. and just watch him scoot closer and closer to her.. my friend did this once.. got slapped for like 5 minutes lol

 
I have a chairlift buddy, Tyler Jenkins, he's the shit. He's 8 now, 7 last season, he snowboards and he's crazy he can backflip. I love that kid.

But making friends is fun, or you can make babies, smoke a doobie, my personal second favorite after talking to Tyler is electronic yahtzee... yahtzee is so ace.

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
This game only works at certain mountains, like Mt. Snow. At mt snow people throw like bras and stuff and i have seen even necklaces and jewelry onto trees next to the lift. The game is, you and your friends ride up on seperate lifts and each sit on the side that the trees are on, and you try to get the most things off the trees with your poles. The person with the most at the top wins. I know this is kinda gross, trying to get some skanks bra off a tree, but is fun.

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CP

Northwoods, the ghetto of banff

COC session C

 
ha thats great

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Grandmaster CT Skiers

'i am smarter than the average indivitual'-D-Loc AKA 'I'm the coolest'
 
aye my friend that is a classic game.. but it sure does feel good to win hahaha.. add a variation.. loser has to wear theclothing the winner got off the tree for the next run, ONTOP of there outer jacket and snowpants of course.

 
sometimes i take off my skis and switch them on the way up. every time i do it closer and closer and see how close to the top i can do it from.

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Weed: My Anti-Drug
 
how do u get back inyour bindings when ur legs are dangling? that must be hard

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CP

Northwoods, the ghetto of banff

COC session C

 
Nothing beats getting on with a few racers in speed suits, and then jumping off halfway and sticking the landing. Also, swing the chair up and down, but stop the second before the person infont of you turns around so you look innocent. If you have snowboarder friends, you can scrape the snow off their boards and make snowballs to throw at skilerbladers. And the inching closer to the girl one is great too.

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When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.(think about it)

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
uhh we go up switch on the tow rope

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
^cool im ogna try that. i like throwing jello at people when on the chairlift.

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
 
Jello SHOULD NOT be wasteed

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Grandmaster CT Skiers

'i am smarter than the average indivitual'-D-Loc AKA 'I'm the coolest'
 
right when they hit the lip, tell people below they dropped their hat

'you should probably get bindings or it will be hard to stay on your skis...don't get gloves tho, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm' -221
 
haha. or on a quad u could try goin back and forth between the divider. thats always fun

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are u a boy or a girl?

oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever

-MARIAH
 
or just jumping off lifts is fun also

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are u a boy or a girl?

oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever

-MARIAH
 
i dont do shit on the lift

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I lost control of my anus...--alpentalik

ilove the smell of napalm in the morning...snow smells good too
 
I do my shit in the lift,beats going to the bathroom.

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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
its all about the poopatroopers in the gondi. we throw them out at the top of the gondola and sometimes they will hit an updraft and just take off flying 1000 feet up the mountain and over the top, passing us.

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve

NS royal gangstar

 
^^^^^^ Dont jump off the lift, you can cause the haul rope to jump off the sheaves, which leads to a deropement - Not a good idea.

-Randy

Ontario Local
 
my friends try and see who can drink the most beer on the way up and still make it down for another run alive

Seize the carp
 
Wow I never took the depropement thing into considerations, a lot of the time at the real shitty hill like around the corner from my house we hop the lift halfway because the lift is slower than hiking and the pipe is in the middle of the run and obviously we're too lazy to hike. Like scores of people just jumping, like 10 chairs of people hahaha wow.

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
i try to do crazy tricks using the springiness of the t bar. i like to get off chairs switch from my knees, its good fun

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

ns army, whatever is right below the general

 
like Kerflip said...'its always fun to spark up'

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com

 
on tow ropes we try and pull tricks while riding up, ie: ride up switch, 180s, 360s, tiny grabs etc...

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''Shake it like a polaroid picture''

 
i like to take on a bunch of snowballs and throw them at people

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proud member of the KPP

and soon to be a member of the ANP

SSK PRODUCTIONS COMMING AGAIN THIS WINTER BABY!!!!REPRESENT
 
try and piss on people while going up, its tricky to no get any on yourself

dont take life too seriously, you will never get out alive

 
I like to tell people they dropped their pocket, and then watch them hike back up in confusion. Sing-a-longs are also great fun. trying to stand up on the quad is fun, or spraying dyed yellow water of the lifts on people, those were fun ones when I was younger, nowadays I just sit and chat

Ha. Ha.
 
look to the person next to u (guy or girl)'hey, wanna make out?'

yell things that are immature like 'I HAVE 3 TESTICLES!'-compliments of big fat greek wedding

snowball fights

saying ur tanner hall to racers and they have no clue who that is.

putting the bar down and up at the last second

perposly fall at the start so they stop the lift, but really be fine(but this really wastes time.

ask stuipid questions to strangers

pull out a yoyo

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my words of wisdom
 
my friend plays with his girlfriends boobs the whole time, he says it passes the time pretty good

Seize the carp
 
drink, smoke.

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
i once got an hj on a lift. i dont recommend it though

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-Brad, Representing the KPP

Lateralis on NS hate messages:

'ive had a few and i dont know why, ive never said anything bad to anyone'

 
i take my pole and hang it from the cable for as long as i can. warning: steal some poles from ur mountain until u get good at catching them

_________________________________________________________________________________ The above comment is the views and opinions of I, Craige Diaz and I hereby accept no responibility for them.

NewSchoolSnow
 
throwing poles right before you get off. It always makes the lifties mad, even if you are the only one on the mountain

jibba jabba
 
drop one of your poles into the net before the top. the liftie will stop the lift, get really pissed at you, and have to climb down and grab it. it works so well.

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If a body catch a body coming through the rye...
 
On friday at mountain creek me and my buddy busted out the throw snowballs at people, well my friend threw a chunk about 2 square feet large, nailed an 8 year old whose dad waited up for us and chased us, it was boss, i must say.

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Member # 5605 and i still have the least number if posts.

MCM[03-04]

SURF/SKI NJ

 
At the mountain where I usually ski at (Kirkwood), you have to take a bunny hill chair lift in order to get to the backside......so i always pretend that i've never skied before and complain to the liftie that they need to slow it waaaay down...haha then when i get off and biff it and take out all my friends im riding with....haha it's lame yet it excites me

 
classic game my dad and i used to do back since I was three or four: on the second or third to last pole someone yells out a number like 500, and you cant lift the safety bar until you reach that number...my dad and i have encountered some jittery lift operators who wonder when we're planning to lift the bar

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Caleb (Previously switchrodeo5)

''And now, a man whose a real 'po-theed'...I'm sorry, 'pothead'...'' - Page McConnell
 
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