Chairlift conversations

1. Some guys offered me booze, told them I couldn't since I was going to lunch with my parents soon. Then we played the age guessing game and everyone everyone's age right. They thought we must be psychic.2. My friend said he had diarrhea on the lift and started farting, freaked other guy out. 3. We were bouncing the chairlift and forgot to stop before we got in sight of the top of the lift. Guy stops the lift walks over and says "DON'T FUCKING JUMP ON THE CHAIRLIFT AGAIN" then lets us go on. I don't chairlift bounce at that resort anymore.4. I was sick a day my friends were out with a 103 fever. I came back got on the first chairlift with an old couple and told them I had a case of the flu and had a 103 degree fever with massive diarrhea the day before. They crowded on the other side of the lift.
 
i had a conversation about coke and gay people once with a stand up comedian on the lift

not a conversation but i saved a little kid from falling off our lift once by grabbing his arm
 
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