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It's this search engine with a guide option, put something in and click search with guide. I've had some really funny people to talk with however now I've been blocked due to "misuse". Post your convos too.
 
hahah i just searched for some random pornstar and i got this....

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: saraa

saraa: Welcome to ChaCha!

You: hi

saraa: Hi there!

You: whats up

saraa: How may I help you with your search on Amy Reid? Is she famous?

You: uhh.. she's a pornstar

You: i'm kind of embarrassed right now

 
Yeah, I searched newschool skiing and I got NS first try. Also, brokeback mountain. I wanted to know where it was.

 
I got banned because of the brokeback one. I'm like, oh yeah, I'm looking for a porn site not a mountain.
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: saraa

saraa: Welcome to ChaCha!

You: hey supp

saraa: Hello, how may I help you with your search on some guy named rob in an audi?

You: some guy named rob in audi gave me seamen

You: i need to find him

You: I was looking for Seamen, and he gave men semen

You: hello???

You: god damn it

Haha, I love south park...
 
koolaidman.jpg

 
Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: TeresaM

TeresaM: Welcome to ChaCha!

You: hola

TeresaM: Hi!

You: yo hablo espanol

You: me gusta tu!

TeresaM: What can I help you with?

You: muy bueno

You: ay papi!

You: ..

You: hola?

TeresaM: Sorry, My espanol not so good, let me transfer you.

Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!

Looking for guide ...

Status: Guide not located.

damn i wish they transfered me to a spanish person, then i would talk english lol
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: DonnaR

DonnaR: Welcome to ChaCha!

You: Hey

DonnaR: Hello!

You: I'm looking for the pants party

DonnaR: Sure. One moment please.

You: Some girl asked me if I wanted to go to the pants party

You: So I went on here and tried to find details about it

You: were you invited to the pants party?

DonnaR: No, I was not. I'm always left out.

You: awww well, you can be cordially invited to the pants party if you want

bahahaha
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: erink

erink: Welcome to ChaCha!

You: Whats up comrad

erink: hello

erink: how are you tonight?

You: im stellar you?

erink: what can i help you with tonight?

You: im looking for the anarchist cookbook

erink: sure let me look for you

You: thanks bud

You: thats the one and one more thing

erink: ok

You: i need a link for wholesale fertalizer and basic electronics

You: awesome and finally the electronics

You: ok im set for now thanks alot, you dont know what you are doing for your country

Wonder if he got it. If so I should be seeing a white van in front of my house any minute now.
 
You: skis

OneilY: Ok, hold one moment

You: no problem

OneilY: Is that a type of music?

You: no

You: they are skis

OneilY: Whats a "skis"

You: ae you retarded

You: skis, skiing

OneilY: Thank you for using ChaCha!

Status: Session ended.

Where in the hell do they find retards that dont know what skis are????
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: maryc

maryc: Welcome to ChaCha!

You: ell o

maryc: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.

You: i ned midget for hire

You: i run cirkus

You: midget toss is vry populr

maryc: You know I heard it was a real sport.

You: i hear this too

maryc: Just a moment I will try to find some information for you.

You: i ned cute midget this midgets ar not so good lookng

maryc: maybe this site will help.

You: no this no work

maryc: ok just a moment lets see what else I can find.

You: ar you midget? i pay vry good

maryc: No sorry...Im 6'7

You: i hear you shrnk when u get old

You: mayb it still work

maryc: haha

You: u liek joke?

maryc: yes very funny.

You: i was comedien befor war

maryc: Which war?

You: i loose sense of homur after i kill peopl

You: vietnam

maryc: I can understand.

You: i get agent orange in m body

You: damn president bush!

maryc: ooh.

You: i will run for president

You: u will be my vice president ok?

maryc: There is idea

You: we take government by storm

maryc: shock and awe

You: aha yes

You: clinton is good guy he will mayb help us

maryc: or his wife?

You: mayb not so much

maryc: true..dont know what I was just thinking. haha

You: she jus use bill clintons like a rat

maryc: haha...Im sorry I cant find you any good looking midgets to hire is there anything else on this subject I can find for you?

You: i thik i should learn more of this politic if i run for president

You: i go now

You: i see you agan

maryc: You have a great day!

maryc: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.

Status: Session ended.
 
so i was at school so i wasn't going to be abusive, but here i asked some info about the site and here is what i got.

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: KimberlyD

KimberlyD: Welcome to ChaCha!

KimberlyD: Hello!

You: hey

KimberlyD: How are you today?

You: not bad and you

KimberlyD: Give me a few minutes and I will send you some info.

KimberlyD: Great! Thanks for asking!

You: thank you

You: so where are you based out of?

KimberlyD: I am from Ohio, but ChaCha HQ are in Indiana. The guides are from all over the US

You: nice

You: when was ChaCha started?

KimberlyD: They just went public back in late September.

You: very cool i like this idea of assisted searches

KimberlyD: It is pretty nice.

KimberlyD: Especially for people who are not very internet savvy, or for people who are extremely busy

KimberlyD: I have used it several times myself!

You: do your guides have any specialsed training? or areas of expertise?

KimberlyD: The guides are trained on keywords in which they have to be proficient in finding info on.

KimberlyD: However, right now, sometimes guides get searches that don't pertain to their keyword.

KimberlyD: In that case, if they can't find the info, they can transfer the infoseeker to another guide who may be able to help them better.

You: but for example no one in particular is trained to search for just info on biology

KimberlyD: There are certain guides who are trained for that area, but they can assist in other areas too.

KimberlyD: Are these sites helpful to you?

KimberlyD: Are they what you were looking for?

You: interesting... do you also do searches for scholarly articles. like electronic journals and scientific papers

You: yes they are thank you

KimberlyD: Yes. We can do that too.

KimberlyD: Just about anything can be searched for except for adult content info.

You: so if i had a question for a paper you could find me reputable info

KimberlyD: Yes.

You: excellent

KimberlyD: Can I help you with anything else today?

You: why not adult info

KimberlyD: ChaCha doesn't support finding that info because you never know who is asking. The person could be underage.

KimberlyD: etc...

You: cool....no those sites were great i will return if i have any other questions, thanks for your help

KimberlyD: You're welcome! It was nice chatting with you!

KimberlyD: Have a good day!

KimberlyD: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.

Status: Session ended.
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: MattM

MattM: Welcome to ChaCha!

You: hi

MattM: Hello, what kind of info were you looking for?

You: i need some info on racist organizations

MattM: OK, I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.

You: so how are you doing

MattM: I'm doing great, you?

You: good

You: are there a lot of jews where you live?

MattM: Um, yes, there happens to be a high concentration of them. I live in Panama City, Panama.

You: ohh wow thats way down in central america

You: lots of beaners

You: huh?

MattM: Unfortunately, most of the results I am finding are anti-racist sites.

MattM: Are these results sufficient?

You: nahhh i was looking for something along the line of the KKK or an Aryan Nation

MattM: OK, let me see if I can find more info on those and related groups...

You: so what do you think about Noreyaga being elected in Nicuragua

MattM: I don't have too much of an opinion since I am actually a US citizen.

You: thats true but it ads to teh rise of liberal socialist governments that are anti-american, in latin america.

MattM: Perhaps.

MattM: Are those last two results more of what you are looking for?

MattM: If not I would be happy to forward your request to another guide who may be able to help you.

You: yeah that will work

MattM: Great, thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!

MattM: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.

Status: Session ended.
 
Where did it end up being? Some kids were gunna hike it and put a flag on top saying "Our Mountain" so they couldn't steal it.
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: chrisc

chrisc: Welcome to ChaCha!

You: helo

chrisc: Hello

You: i want to play a game

chrisc: O.k. what game are you looking for?

You: in your bathtub there is a telefone you have one call in your recent calls

chrisc: Sorry, never heard of it. Does that have a title?

You: if you lose it will result in death

You: dont underestimate me

You: i am watching you

chrisc: Can you give me the name of the game please?

You: u have 30 seconds to complete this and dont think i am joking

You: i am your father

You: i am in a black bmw outside your building and i do know your name chris c.

You: its called go fuck yourself mutha fucka and go watch saw its the best movie and ur a nerd ass

chrisc: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (its called go fuck yourself mutha fucka and go watch saw its the best movie and ur a nerd ass)

chrisc: Session ending due to restricted content

Status: Session ended.

 
You: im not wearing any panties

You: thats a hint

SeanW: a stripper

You: do you want me to be one

SeanW: no

You: i could be

You: just for you

You: just try

SeanW: no thats alright

You: *boom*

You: off comes my shirt

You: i throw it at the wall

You: what do you do???

SeanW: I'm a soldier in the military

You: thats hot

You: im hot

You: *takes off pants*

You: im almost maked

You: how does that make you feel

SeanW: do you jave aim

SeanW: have*

You: why

You: ??

You: what do you want to do to me

SeanW: I am not aloud to talk like that on here this is a job

SeanW: so do you have aim

haha this guy was trying to get my sn. haha
 
searching for...How to get over a girl

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: RichardI

RichardI: Welcome to ChaCha!

You: oh thanks

You: i feel welcomed

RichardI: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.

You: no way really!

You: sweet

RichardI: I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.

You: sure no prob

You: its not like that you see

You: can i explain the whole relationship to you?

RichardI: yes, go ahead.

You: it started off, hmm lets see i really like her, she really liked me.

You: and i asked her out

You: goin good

You: but reall

You: didnt feel comfortable as a couple

You: in social settings like partys and stuff

You: and she like this guy kevin a little bit, but always said that i was the one

You: and this kevin

You: im kinda friends with him

You: you know the pretty boy, uber good soccerplayer kinda dude, good singer, smart

You: and so i broke up with her

You: and shes like

You: well you know i will just bounce back to you in like two days

You: and i said try not to let that happen

You: and i need to get over her

You: i like you richard, your a good listener

RichardI: Thanks.

You: no problem

You: how is your relationship life going?

RichardI: :o)

You: i take it you just got laid

RichardI: then kids.

You: ahh kids

You: how are the little tykes

RichardI: running outside with the dogs..

You: hopefully you have a sheep dog... or a golden retreiver

RichardI: chow and golden retreiver

RichardI: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.

You: ahh, one does the biting, the other does the saving and cheering up

RichardI: yep

You: her name is jenna

You: she is quite beautiful

You: im not just saying that either

You: i dont like the word hot

You: its too shallow

You: but this girl... she s amazing

RichardI: Still searching..

You: for awhile, we had a good relationship

You: talked about our relationship with God, our feelings and stuff

You: the first kiss was nice

You: after my morning run i went to her house with fresh picked wildflowers

You: and i got my kiss

RichardI: Are these results sufficient?

You: my girlfriend never cheated dick

You: i mean richard

You: may i call you dick?

RichardI: I go by dick as well.

RichardI: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?

You: what does your wife call you

RichardI: gene

You: oh

You: well lets see

RichardI: Anything else for you today?

You: snow

You: weather forcast

You: or just make me some snow

RichardI: that would be nice..

You: i need to ski to get my mind off of jenna

RichardI: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience! Have a great day.

You: i like skiing

You: can you get me a weather forcast for the twin cities area

RichardI: Sure, one moment please..

You: personally im a park/freeskiier. but i am also a nordic ski race

You: i miss jenna dick

RichardI: Are these results sufficient?

You: no, there is no snow in the forcast

RichardI: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?

You: how to make a snowmaker?

You: you know it hurts

You: becuase i look back and think, why didnt i try harder

You: why didnt she try harder

RichardI: Thanks for searching ChaCha, hope these results assist you! Have a great one.

RichardI: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.

Status: Session ended.

You: Where's my snowmaker you dick?

 
Did you know you can text ChaCha and ask them any question? Just send a question to 242242, freakin dope.

I dare you to ask "what is jenkum?"

haha
 
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