Caught under the influence

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40ozKid

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Has anyone been caught drunk or high before, i was caught last weekend when i snuck out of my house around 11:00 and went an after prom party.....im only a sophmore and the juniors and seniors only date guys their own age or older so i just went to the party. I stumbled home drunk around 3 or 4 i figured my mom wouldnt find out if i slept on the couch in my porch, but what do ya know she was waiting their with my dad. Apparently one of my fucking idiot friends called up and asked for me around 11:30, so she went upstairs and looked for me and i wasnt there. So know im stuck in my house every weekend until school ends and thats in Mid June. I think this is a common thing that happens to high school kids. I just wanted to know if anyone has been caught before.

coz it's easy once you know how it's done

you can't stop now

it's already begun

you feel it

running through your bones

and you jerk it out

jerk it out

 
sorry to here that... but 11:00 is kinda early

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It's a day spa. You fuck

Land Shark eeee eee eeeee
 
not officaly caught but so close so many times. a while ago i was blazing out my friends window and his mom busted in, but i had put the blunt down on the window sill just before she busted in, but she obviously knew. Then she started yelling and he had to close the door on her, and lock her out and then there was a bunch of screaming at each other and shit.

And like a week ago me and some kids were just smoking in my backyard and all of a sudden, i hear my moms voice and see the side of her head, walking up to my side door, about 10 feet away from me. fucking scariest shit ever.

she gave me a hug and shes like, your heart is beating so fast! im like uh its cause i was doing 540s on the ground to practice for skiing

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**59Fifty Crew**

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I've been caught puking drunk many many times by my parents.

But they got over it, and I grew out of it.

 
Yeah I got caught blazing by my friends mom. Except it turned out well. We smoked together.

"Are you kidding? You can't return this cheese."

Caecilius est Pater
 
ya ive been caught smokin and drinkin. but my mom is cool with drinkin now like up in whistler she carried my drunk ass to bed. it was funny as hell. n i snuck out once n that was the worst cuz my mom was mad bout that cuz i snuck out at like 2 n got home at 5 n my aunt caught me. it sucked it was during spring break

Remember that after every dark night their is a brighter day, so hold your head up, stick out your chest and get over it
 
i was gonna sneak out last night but my fucking mom knew i was gonna try and leave so she stayed up,god damn i was pissed

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.........DOGGLE.........

yes i live in a van.-DuffLogic22

 
ive almost been caught many a time 2

whats up now bitch

"my second plan was to put a bomb under her seat and blow her the fuck up."-seanPISTOL

high north session 2
 
lol my parents are happy with me as long as i don't drink and drive and also that they don't find out about any of the stupid shit i do because they know i do a lot of stupid shit

BE YOURSELF
 
My mom knows too many stupid drunk stories of me and my friends and is keepin them from thier parents. My mom is super chill, she started bying us booze in gr 10 and supervising us so we could drink and party.... BUt ya my mom has def carried my drunk ass to bed or moved me back to my bed to hide the truth from my family....

we were away somewhere and my mom was sleepign on the pull out couch nad I was walking in piss ass drunk and I fell right on top of her she simply rolled me over and told me to go to sleep.

Drugs, i have no real interest in and havent even tried to get caught with so... no stories!!

Couple good friends, couple cold beers, couple HUGE puddles all equal a wicked night on the farm...

Thank god for the country
 
no but i talked to my parents drunk last nite wow that was soo crazy i was scared

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

johnnys in the basement mixing up the medicine, im on the pavement thinkin bout the goverment

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

 
well i've wrecked cars, punched out windows, got in fights, spents days on end in jail, got my ass kicked & had to go to ER and god knows what else so i can say i've been caught under the influence. I don't know how many times i woke up at my house in the morning not knowing how i got home to later found out that I drove. the best is when you wake up with some girl you don't know in your bed. A couple weeks ago I woke up in some chicks bed, she was naked but I had her pants around my ankles as if i had tried to put them on? whatever, i've cut back on the drinking now, even though i'm sitting here alone drinking whiskey as i type.

Beer is proof that god loves us!

 
your so effing lucky. my parents are so fucking strict. they freak out when i go out with my friends

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yes i live in a van.-DuffLogic22

 
it doesnt matter if you get caught with my parents, ive had them pick me up from bars before

they dont care becasue they get tanked aswell

b rock
 
it doesnt matter if you get caught with my parents, ive had them pick me up from bars before

b rock
 
oh lord, back in the coke days...

Prom 2004. my girls Skylar, Kali and I were supposed to go with a bunch of our friends from Tahoe and the rest of them were going to come down too to party. but then one of the guys was doing a deal in San Francisco so they all decided to go to that. So, the 3 of us plus our friend Kelly all met up and went to some massive party out in Carmel Valley. we wore our prom dresses, mind you. i was in a short, low cut nude raw silk Ya-Ya dress with tall Uggs, and it was awesome. anyways, we go to this party and the guy who was doing the driving from the car park to the party recognized us. turns out we were on the VIP list. he gave us our wrist bands, meaning cuts in lines, free drinks, free massages, free everything.

so we get to this party, immediately empty a few bottles of random beverages, find friends, do some lines. left at like, 1:20 to go back to Santa Cruz and go to our own hotel party we were hosting. we get to the hotel, set up camp, fuck around, have people in anfd out all night... we had about $300 worth of blow on the countertop in the bathroom. lo and behold, at 4 in the AM, Sky's mom just walks right in. I walked out of the bathroom and bumped into her. huge eyes. panick. hugs. she said she was worried cause we hadn't called. she was glad to see we were OK and told us we looked pretty in our dresses. she didnt see anything. left. i was so freaked out it was redonk.

my parents know i drink and smoke and they dont care as long as i dont drunk drive. my m om and dad give me booze constantly. partially cause my mom is usually wasted and my dads usually stoned as well so its all ok.

guy at SkiShop SC to me: "Why is there sand in your bindings?"

"If you're alive, I probably hate you."

-C. Francis Browning (my friend CeCe)
 
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