Caught sleeping at girls house... by her dad

Lol i just got rick rolled through written word. this has to be a first in history!

but yea i think every guy has some kinda story like this. when i was 16 i woke up to this girls dad pointing a shotgun at me. looking back i doubt it was loaded but i wasnt rlly gonna question it at the time.
 
yeah...
one time I had a conversation with my ex's father...while I was inside her.looking him straight in the eye.
 
These girls are fucking 18 years old, not some dried up old ladies, they're good to go!
Oh Evan, thank you for bringing the lube for my pussy! I never would've been able to handle your fucking four inch dick inside my pussy without that gigantic bottle of lube!
 
blanketed of course.she was little spoon.
sharing a hotel room with her parents on vacation. morning quickie (stealthy). her dad wakes up, walks over. chats for a bit.
I think he was probably too awkward to say anything..
 
I was getting hot n' heavy with a girl when her parents came home early. I hucked it out her second story window, thinking I was safe cuz I had hidden my shoes out of sight from the front hall. She threw my clothes out after me. Turns out, the dad had seen them, so i when back to her house that night and tossed them back in her room to cover the lie she had told her parents (That she was borrowing the shoes from a friend). Needless to say I had to return to get them form the dad. Maned the fuck up and faced the dad to get my shoes back. They were custom Nike IDs. lol
 
i stayed over at my girlfriend's house this one time, and her dad was making us stay in different rooms. he said "i don't trust you." so i said to him "you can trust me, i'm fucking your daughter."
 
You should really bond with the father to make things better. Next time your over ask him if he wants to tag team her
 
You know what. my dads fucked. He was acting all pissed at me, while me, Knew what I just did. Needless to say I had a big smile and was not listening shit all from what he had to say.
 
Im surprised no one has brought up the fact that you were sleeping in a closet? was it like a huge walk in closet?
 
I have had to jump out of windows and sneak out but was never caught. My little brother on the other hand.......

He went to a girls house right after school to get it in before the parents got home from work. Well mid fuck, the parents come home early. The dad walks in on them and starts yelling how he is going to beat the shit out of my little brother. So my brother stands up (he is 6'5" and pretty muscular/ solid build) and the dad just starts to stutter and starts to back away. My brother got dressed and then walked out. The father was scared shitless and just yelled never to talk to his girl ever again as my brother walked to his car.
 
yeah really, what dad wouldn't be pumped to know his son is getting some? its not like he walked in on him with another dude... or did he?
 
we slept on a wooden platform in the woods near a stream under the moon and stars : )

with blankets and shit i just went in the closet when it got bright out and fell asleep in there.
 
this is the correct attitude. You should be living life for your own entertainment, until you actually find someone that think could be wifey material.
 
this summer, this girls mom walked into her room at 2:15am while she was naked in bed and i was standing in the middle of the room zipping up my pants without a shirt. her mother doesnt like me anymore.........
 
this is the girl... not all dried up hahaha

and it was a walk in

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one time i was making out with my girlfriend on this hill and then some other kids passed us and it was kinda awkward. we stoppped and looked at them, and they were like, "oh, sorry" and then we were like "its cool man, dont sweat it." then they kept walking.
thats the best i got.
 
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