Caught my gf cheatin, what do i do?

[PM4FreeJiberish]

I've been dating this girl for a solid two months now. Her face is a solid 7/10, body 8/10, but her legs are easily a 9 so obviously I get protective. We've been having a lot of fun together, but recently things arn't going too hot.

I got suspicious that she might be cheating with this longtime friend of hers, Mike. Now Mike's this little manbun wearing fuck boy who she's been friends longer than I've known her. He's a total fucking tool who is constantly hugging her when he see's her and hugs her goodbye too, like wtf! I don't trust this asshole for a god damn second.

So the other night I got suspicious she might be with him cus she told me that she was "tired" and "going to bed" instead of coming over to my spot. I thought she might be lying so I went on google earth and did a little spying. I zoomed in on manbun's crappy apartment building saw her car parked in his driveway! But if you recall she told me she was home..... going to bed... This really gets a guy thinking huh?

So what should I do? I need some advice. She's 100% cheating?

 

[iFlip]

This is the final sign you have been looking for. All the stars have aligned to show you your one true path. You are gay.

On the plus side, her manbun friend may also be gay. Perhaps the two of you should get together. That would really show her!

 

[.FRY.]

google earth is live now?

 

[stinky_cheese]

 

[Rennis_Deynolds]

lol cheat on her and roast that guy

 

[FastSpeed]

Tell her you forgive her then pee in her butt

 

[firecrotch]

Cheat on her with mike

 

[Pachankz]

Good news is your only two months in, bad news , these types of girls that are pathological liars and habitual cheaters don't change. Get out now , you'll never trust her again and it's over man . Face the music. The best dose of medicine you can give her right now is to say your through and it's over . That in itself will be a huge test anyway just by judging her reaction. Signed , very experienced with cheating ho's !

 

[PM4FreeJiberish]

I've been watching his apartment for a while on Google Maps, mission impossible style. Her car is still there, same spot. I'm gonna call her when I see her come

 

[Pachankz]

I've been watching his apartment for a while on Google Maps, mission impossible style. Her car is still there, same spot. I'm gonna call her when I see her come

If you don't dump her she is now the alpha and your the beta in this relationship here on out.

 

[S.J.W]

I've been watching his apartment for a while on Google Maps, mission impossible style. Her car is still there, same spot. I'm gonna call her when I see her come

Are you sure you're just not mentally retarded?

 

[GayWolf420]

I've been watching his apartment for a while on Google Maps, mission impossible style. Her car is still there, same spot. I'm gonna call her when I see her come

camel clutch that motherfucker

 

[Rennis_Deynolds]

Are you sure you're just not mentally retarded?

You're one to talk

 

[arnie_grape]

Are you sure you're just not mentally retarded?

mate I reckon its spelled retahhdid

 

[McNoche]

Are you sure you're just not mentally retarded?

Pot meet kettle. You are the biggest fucking idiot sjw. Get bent

 

[S.J.W]

Pot meet kettle. You are the biggest fucking idiot sjw. Get bent

aww that hurt my feelings so much coming from a 12 year old.

 

[Brocka_Flocka]

How the fuck are you watching his apartment LIVE on google maps?

 

[lucarichardson]

I think we need pics to fully help

 

[McNoche]

all I want to do is watch child porn.

K

 

[imakestickerz]

I'm pretty sure Google maps isn't live, but that just means she's been getting side dick for months, possibly years. Sucks to suck op

 

[McNoche]

Tell dennis_reynolds hi when you catch your girl friend in the act of getting a horn driven into her.

 

[Bodhisattva_]

"Fuck slitting her throat

Cut that bitches head off"

Slim Shady has all your answers

 

[skierman]

Yay for obviously fake threads that were most likely copied off another forum site!

 

[judmaster77]

I've been dating this girl for a solid two months now. Her face is a solid 7/10, body 8/10, but her legs are easily a 9 so obviously I get protective. We've been having a lot of fun together, but recently things arn't going too hot.

I got suspicious that she might be cheating with this longtime friend of hers, Mike. Now Mike's this little manbun wearing fuck boy who she's been friends longer than I've known her. He's a total fucking tool who is constantly hugging her when he see's her and hugs her goodbye too, like wtf! I don't trust this asshole for a god damn second.

So the other night I got suspicious she might be with him cus she told me that she was "tired" and "going to bed" instead of coming over to my spot. I thought she might be lying so I went on google earth and did a little spying. I zoomed in on manbun's crappy apartment building saw her car parked in his driveway! But if you recall she told me she was home..... going to bed... This really gets a guy thinking huh?

So what should I do? I need some advice. She's 100% cheating?

Google earth isnt live that pic is prolly from a couple months ago

 

[Peter.]

google earth is live now?

Good news is your only two months in, bad news , these types of girls that are pathological liars and habitual cheaters don't change. Get out now , you'll never trust her again and it's over man . Face the music. The best dose of medicine you can give her right now is to say your through and it's over . That in itself will be a huge test anyway just by judging her reaction. Signed , very experienced with cheating ho's !

How the fuck are you watching his apartment LIVE on google maps?

I'm pretty sure Google maps isn't live, but that just means she's been getting side dick for months, possibly years. Sucks to suck op

Google earth isnt live that pic is prolly from a couple months ago

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

definitely fuck her dad

 

[TheHamburglar]

Her face is a solid 7

run

 

[1337]

revenge porn.

 

[spliff.Life]

now you just need to invest in a drone

 

[Bonzalo]

hot gf OP

 

[TheSmokinL]

^^

however just end it to save time - hotness only goes so far but cheatin will have you wakin up with diseases.

otherwise make her show you the phone.. don't look for his texts tho, look for her best friends; all the answers will be there

 

[PM4FreeJiberish]

So I decided I'm gonna cheat on her and hopefully get chlamydia or something. That way she will spread it to manbun. Fuck that guy

 

[crotchvent]

So I decided I'm gonna cheat on her and hopefully get chlamydia or something. That way she will spread it to manbun. Fuck that guy

Probably already has it from manbun. Sour the only way to do this is to fuck man bunch and show her that you are the alpha male.

 

[Pachankz]

So I decided I'm gonna cheat on her and hopefully get chlamydia or something. That way she will spread it to manbun. Fuck that guy

Didn't even confront her? What a beta !

 

[sbarlett]

never let a girl play you. dump her, if she's cheating now she'll cheat in a year too

 

[Swandog7]

Grow out your hair and turn into a man bun fuck boi and then she will realize you are just like him and will want to stay with you. However, man bun boy wants to fuck you too because he thinks you are attractive like he is. Now you have a few options.

1) start fucking man bun boy to get even, realize your gay and start dating him

2) Fuck your girl again and date her until she does the same thing 2 months later and make another thread like this

3) Fuck both of them in a 3 way and have a 3 way relationship because you are bisexual

4) Become asexual so you won't have to deal with this shit again and won't have to make a thread about it and cry in your bed because instead you'll just jack off every 3 hours and feel very very good forever

 

[soulskier]

Why not a threesome?

 

[theabortionator]

Start smoking rocks

 

[.Hugo.]

Take laxatives then ask her for a rimjob and poop on her face

 

[SSteezle]

take a shit on her chest

 

[ascent_studios]

Take laxatives then ask her for a rimjob and poop on her face

this

show that bitch

 

[PM4FreeJiberish]

I'm gonna start smoking crack rock too. that way her dad will think she makes bad decisions about who to date. He'll never trust her again

 

[Rennis_Deynolds]

have sex with her and get her pregnant

 

[aiden516]

have a threesome with her sister and mother

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

I miss the days when NS could spot a troll from miles away...

Y'all motherfuckers need Jeezus

 

[theBearJew]

Get herpes and then leave her. That way everyone in skool will think she gave you herpes.

 

[spliff.Life]

Maury will help you guys figure it out

 

[Chubbs.]

OP ran to the buy/sell thread to cop that drone for mad cheap then fly that shit over there and buzz it outside that dudes cribbo

 

[lcoopman]

Just drive to the dudes house when she's there and knock on the door....

Film it please.

 

[HaydenWrong]

if you havent solved it already go with OG new schoolers tradition an pee in her butt

 

[russsavokskis]

So I decided I'm gonna cheat on her and hopefully get chlamydia or something. That way she will spread it to manbun. Fuck that guy

Get HIV. That'll really show her