Cats can jump fucking high.

zylstra

zylstra

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My cat jumps like seven feet to get up onto a bookshelf...she does this regularly. i'm so fucking amazed at her.
 
its physically apalling, i mean how the fuck is a cat supposed to jump like really really high. shes a fat ass
 
have you ever dropped it off something? you can throw it, make it do wild things. always lands on the feets. magical.
 
I always used to toss mine and try to make it do 360's and other sweet tricks.......I was a kinda messed up little kid
 
bitch. me too.

my cat once did a rodeo....9?

i think it was nine

i remember it ran away. went pretty high though.
 
7 feet? meh thats alright. my old siamese cat use jump and run up 15 foot vertical walls. muthafuckin birds had no chance.
 
my dog busted through a screen door, chased and killed a dog that was on my lawn. and shes a 3 year old golden retreiver. baller.
 
i just set up an obstacle course for my cat while i was reading this thread. she jumped from my knee, to a table in the corner, to a shelf that's about neck level, across a gap of about 3 feet, and 5 feet down back to my computer table, and then back to my knee. I love you mittens
 
you worded that wrong... Imagine the shit we could do on ski's if we could jump that high... but yah cars are wicked rad... my cats a fatass lazy shit.. she doent want to jump over some 3 foot high fence that goes across our staris well she did once and clipped it with her belly and her feet and the thing came crashing down.. and she booked'er downstairs.. hahaha
 
my cat always jumps like 6 feet up ontop of the refridgerator. and we let him roam around in the summer and he always comes back with birds or rabbits in his mouth, brings them inside and upstairs and drops them in front of my mom. it's effin' hilarious.
 
Cats are crazy. I used to do kitty flips or thats what I call them. I'd make them do backflips let them land then spin them off something right when they landed they loved it.
 
are you sure they loved it? if i do that to my cat it attacks me right away and steals my food next dinner.
 
Yea, my cat's a killing machine as well. He's declawed, but he still swats birds out of the air, and holds mice between his paws. It's pretty rediculous, and he's probably smarter than me... plus he jumps a good 6-7 feet onto my windowsill, but he only makes it most of the way, then wall climbs the rest like a ninja.
 
My camera's broken right now, but as soon as it's fixed i'll film it. You make your cat do things like that by taking it one step at a time. My cat seems to gravitate to small spaces that she can curl up in, so I make sure that from one space, she can see another one, and jump to it in order to explore.
 
holy shit, as i'm typing my cat jumps up an spills my juice. she then precedes to purr louder than my music, lie down on my face, and effectively make me a muff diver.
 
omg that cat had so much steeze in the air, it was penciled out, and a perfect gymnatsics landing. insain
 
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