CAt ShIt !

mattster

mattster

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ne one have ne halarious cat shit stories

i got the idea for this crappy (haha im priceless) post from that dog shit one

when my cat shits it lets out the most ear splitting yelp **oww my ears **

 
my cats litter box is right by my computer so hes always doing his business while i'm online. One time when I was at my cabin my dad put the cat litter outside and my cat was inside so this was a problem. My cat peed on this one bed for like 3 days. It was gross. My cat barfs all the time. Theres stains all over the carpet in my computer room from cat barf. My cat also fights stray cats through the window. They charge at eachother and then slam into the window as hard as they can. My cat poos over the side of his box a lot. Silly kitty.

FARP Trailer

'Simply put: Greatest Trailer Ever'- Resnick13
 
once again proving that dogs are better. but whatever, to every man his own. different strokes for diffrent folks. one mans trash is another mans treasure, so on and so forth

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i have nothing funny to put here.

**Original Freestyle Typers**
 
ya dogs are more active so you can play with them they don't run and hide like cats.

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Me: Are you proud do you want a medal for that?

Diggla: Ya I think I deserve it.
 
^true dat, but dogs gotta be walked and they shit all over the place, plus grooming can be a bitch... i could never have a dog, thats to much time invested in a pet.

My Skis go both ways... Like a Bisexual
 
anyone ever seen those automatic litter box cleaners? it has a sensor on it to see if the cat went shit, then an electric sweeper thing pushes it along. but what if the cat was like halfway done with a shit and it caught the sensor, and the electric sweeper came by? man that could make a funny cartoon. maybe it's because i'm stoned. and IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!

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-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!
 
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