CAT or DOG?

cat

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
cats are cleaner, and easier to take care of, but they wont save ure ass when u get into shit

'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'

'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party

 
i cant decide, ill compromise and chose catdog

'You're gonna die clown, I alone am best!!!', my friend at 12:30 at night, hyped up on caffine, after convincing himself he was the worlds deadliest sniper.
 
both, they both are amazing aniamls,just sit back and watch how your cat acts and stuff,its amazing,although doing this sober wont seem as enticing so pack a bowl

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
neither... id go with bunnies......

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'who wants to put the screws in?'

'i do!'

'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!
 
yea a bunnie on a leash would be cool id walk it around. dogs OWN cats there are only a few cool cats almost all dogs are awesome and puppies are better than kittens

Rastafarians believed Ronald Reagan was the Anti-Christ

 
DOG, you sissy bitches

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas
 
we used to have a bunny that was like a house cat except it was a bunny... it would run around our house and it would sneeze at us and it would run away when we put coffee in it face.... then it chewed on the washing machine hose and my dad threw it out of the house (literally! i was standing there and then it came flying past me and was like rolling) now it lives outside in a cage with another bunny...

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'who wants to put the screws in?'

'i do!'

'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!
 
most definately dogs. cats are the most annoying pets ever. sometimes there are nice cute ones that don't scratch everything up, shed everywhere, or meow at random things entirely too loudly, and piss everywhere...for the most part dogs are so much better. yet there definately are the annoying ones...due to their owners.

marian
 
dog, your best friend when you bitch is gone or while your drunk dogs will help oyu through the night.

if your not cheating your not trying
 
dog cuz im allergic to cats

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how did canada get its name? they drew letters out of a hat..

C-eh-N-eh-D-eh
 
^ is right,my dog helps me clean up my puke by eating it

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
definitely dogs. cats seem to have this creepy, sneaky thing about them and i don't like it

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If you have any questions-feel free to ask although i can't guarantee you'll get an answer, comments-only good ones should be sent, or concerns...good-i'm happy for you.
 
All dogs i know smell funny, like wet dog, its fucken disgusting.

Think smart, Stay true, and don't ever grow up!
 
ah shit, my cat's so fuck tight, hes a big fat bastard and hes all black, and whenever i bring a girl over he jumps up on her lap and starts playing with her boobs, it really turns me on.

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Have YOU ever had a bloody tampon in your mouth? Well let me tell ya, it ain't good times.

How many girls called you last night? zero. How many girls called you tonight? zero. heh, well, you know what they say son? zero plus zero equals FAG!!

1080s are easy. any half retarded baby licker could strap on a pair of fag sticks and spin around. if you want to do something that requires skill, why dont you faggots take up backcountry pogosticking.

~mommy~
 
mariberries cats dont rip up shit and tear things appart if u rais them in the proper way

peace

respect the architect
 
i love my dog but not as much as i love pussy

the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
 
dog

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.:: P A T ::.

{2002-2003 MCM}

Proud member of the NS ogre, lanky bastards posse.

'im 12''7', 790 pounds. my penis is 23' flacid and from the tip of my thumb to the tip of my pinkie is 14' even. my pubic hair is longer than the hair on your head, and i wear a size 35 shoe. my testicles resemble two coconuts in a wet paper bag...yes, im an actual giant, but i still dont want to be part of your shitty club.' - mommy

 
dogs are better than cats, though sometimes cats are fun. and rabbit tastes good.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

How does Taco Bell shrink mini-ninjas, hide them in the bean burritos, and then cue them to kick my insides out approx. 2 hours after eating?
 
Step one: get a cat.

Step two: get really high with your friends.

Step three: get your cat really high on some catnip.

Step four: laugh your ass off for hours at your cat going fucking insane.

This is sooo damn fun. I love it.

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REMEMBER: It's 10% equipment, and 90% rider.
 
dogs all the way. i read somewhere cats can't ever be fully domesticated

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'wow, you can ski backwards on those things?!'
 
yeah cats are crazy and they only like you if your nice to them, and dogs just have a blind loyalty if you give them food and stuff

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
cats are fucking awesome, especially big ones like maine coon cats and those half leopard ones that are domesticated.

Western Canadian Separartist
 
no way dogs man

pat_________________________________________________________

wachusett

patproductions.com
 
ma_trixx thats the thing cats are independent.

independent animals for independent people :o

respect the architect
 
dogs, because what can u do with a dead cat? I mean you can sell a dead dog to a Korean restaurant or something. but no seriously, small dogs and cats are just incredibly annoying

 
Haha, i love my cat. He bit the shit out our neighbors dog and actually our other neighbors cat! I was laughing but they were pretty pissed. It's too bad he got a tumor and died. :'(

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FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO SKANK!!

-One of three horny NS bitch-asses

-Co-creator of the sporfife
 
it sux bunnies dissapear like shit. We gave one to some ppl and they lost it so we gave them another one... its kinda funny, but yeah and they got stepped on and eatan and died in there hole... it is so crazt... some ppl said they saw one of our bunnies in a dogs mouth and we never saw it after that... and our ducks got their heads bitten off and got eatan through the fence....

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'who wants to put the screws in?'

'i do!'

'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!
 
i have 8 puppies at home right now, and the mom, and another dog. anybody interested?

they are black and yellow lab mixes, most of them are black with white accents

they are cute, but they do number 1 and number 2

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
DOGS ARE BETTER. cats suck all they do is ly around, eat, and produce shit. They arent good for anything, they think they are better than humans, they aren't fun to play with, and their hair messes up your clothes. Dogs are way better they are loyal, fun to play with, can do cool tricks, and they show emotion. They are useful-like hunting dogs, watch dogs, rescue dogs, drug sniffing dogs etc. ...Plus, cat people are weird.

 
schloojbury stew for the key key. raow.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

Proud supporter of the Axis of Evil.

 
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