Carv - new skiing technology

NO THIS SUCKS! IT WILL RUINING SKIING BECAUSE IT CAN ONLY MEASURE SPINS NOT STYLE!!! WHERE IS THE "FREE" IN FREESKIING
 
13631818:Criloh said:
NO THIS SUCKS! IT WILL RUINING SKIING BECAUSE IT CAN ONLY MEASURE SPINS NOT STYLE!!! WHERE IS THE "FREE" IN FREESKIING

style is opinion based. but making sure you carve well and take off correctly and position correctly on rails isnt a bad thing.

this looks like an interesting product.
 
I could see this encouraging me to get sendy.

"Ski faster you pussy."

"French fry, pizza, french fry, PIZZA, PIIIIZZZZAAA, FUCK!"

"Hey checkout that ski bunny, ask her if she'll lip slide your rail if you nose press her box."

"Get out of the back seat, Jerry."

" I remember my first lip on blind 2. "
 
This is cool.

And it passed its goal on kickstarter.

I could use this on the Heartcarve custom piste to count turns.

F*** yes: that's going to be much easier than holding a clicker or using a sensored line to count turns.

I might even wear a sensor on the head or neck to measure upper body angulation... so tons of new metrics to use for ranking piste performance
 
13632036:Bogs said:
Cool idea I guess, but having to stick a chip in your boot is a terrible, terrible design.

it's not a chip it looks like a very thin insole. the square chip is outside your boots
 
13632044:kylemclean said:
it's not a chip it looks like a very thin insole. the square chip is outside your boots

Even worse. I want as little in my boots besides my feet as possible, and definitely not an entire second insole that's a whole millimeter thick
 
13632006:Squirrel_Murphy said:
I could see this encouraging me to get sendy.

"Ski faster you pussy."

"French fry, pizza, french fry, PIZZA, PIIIIZZZZAAA, FUCK!"

"Hey checkout that ski bunny, ask her if she'll lip slide your rail if you nose press her box."

"Get out of the back seat, Jerry."

" I remember my first lip on blind 2. "

"Don't ski like Mingg"
 
13632006:Squirrel_Murphy said:
I could see this encouraging me to get sendy.

"Ski faster you pussy."

"French fry, pizza, french fry, PIZZA, PIIIIZZZZAAA, FUCK!"

"Hey checkout that ski bunny, ask her if she'll lip slide your rail if you nose press her box."

"Get out of the back seat, Jerry."

" I remember my first lip on blind 2. "

yes lol
 
13632544:Deepskier said:
I can't decide if this is really gay or really sick.

I think it brings usable, meaningful information AND improves your skiing (making you feel better) then it is good. I wonder how much ski background the founders have.
 
i used one, it just kept saying shit like "ERROR, ERROR, YOU-ARE-TOO-SICK-FOR-ME. WOAH, THAT-CLIFF-WAS-MASSIVE, PLEASE...SLOW...DOWN" etc etc

really not that useful IMO
 
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