Car crash!

Ahmets_Brother

Ahmets_Brother

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so at 3 30 this morning im sleeping away in my bed, and im waken up to a loud screech then a big BOOM!! so im like "what the fuck just happened". i go outside and it turns out that some fat girl drop through our heavy metal fence, crushed my poppas baby pine tree (baby pines life was so short rip), nose hit a tree then swung into my snowmobile crushing it beyond my little imagination, then finally stopped by slamming into our barn. so it turns out shes a fat girl who likes to drop naughty naughy words too much and has a bad attitude. when she was in the stretcher she was like "is there a fucking ambulance, why arent i in the fucking ambulance" and some fireman under his breathe says to his friend "is there a road, why isnt she on the fucking road?". so now im gonna have to rebuild shitty wall to stop mongolian car from invading my territory. i better get a new free snowmobile outta this.
 
I like the southpark reference towards the end. OH GODDAMNIT NOW I GOTTA REBUILD MY CHITTY WALL FROM THOSE CHITTY MONGOLIANS. 
 
Damn dude, when will fat bitches learn that their place is not on the road but in the kitchen with a paper bag covering their uglyness. Fuck them all, FUCK THE FREE WORLD!

Oh and umm... I hope she pays for that shit.
 
you need to make sure her insurance will refund you, i imagine she will file a claim but she might omit the snowmobile and barn part so when the claims adjuster comes you need to show him...you should probably take pictures of hte damage too

good luck
 
it was a sup;er heavy duty fence that was like 50 feet long and all 50 feet is ruined...if our bulldozer was moved like 20 feet forward she woulda smashed into that. can yuo imagaine what would happen if you smashed into like an 8 ton bulldozer
 
first thing i thought of when i saw this thread haha

and maaan that sucks, hope you get a new snowmobile outta all that
 
haha i saw this guy get hit by a car today at the country club... its only funny because the car was going 5 mph and it was dead silent... i was teeing off and all i hear is "OH FUCK MY LEG, what the hell BITCH cant you see me in the fucking road... FUCK!"... and then he walked off like it never happened
 
you were in your living room? well I was in my kitchen cleaning a dish. I was really cleaning, and I heard it, so I came out. what, shoes? no, fuck shoes

but that sucks dude. and the fireman sounds really funny
 
like last week at like 3 in the morning some guy flew around my corner and into a ditch, well its not a ditch its like 6 feet deep and on the side of the road took out a light pole and my freind got over ther and took his bumper. teaches him for wakeing people up in my naibhor hood!
 
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