Captain crunch dilemma

ItsPhil

ItsPhil

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why is it that after every time you eat captain crunch, the roof of your mouth hurts and feels like the tastey little crunchies and crunch berries cut you up?

 
Capt. Crunch totally cuts your gums and stuff to shit! Then the flavor gets in your bloodstream quicker and that is why it's so good!

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ya i usually just suffer thru it for the captian

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that use to happen to me all the time when i ate captain crunch. my sister ate only captan crunch for liek 2 years.

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yea i havent eaten captain crunch in a looong time... usually my weekend morning breakfast on the way to the mountain during ski season consists of a redbull and some kind of candy

 
eediot. why not leave the milk on it a little longer before you eat it. maybe?

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^it looses its flavor, and gets soggy, but the milk doesnt get sugary like it should

i love capn crunch, its satisfying and yea it gets stuck in my teath badly

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they're doing what the chewing companys do they make the stuff cut the roof of your mouth so it gets into your blood streem faster and gets you addicted faster

 
the should make just berries. no crunches, or whatever the yellow ones are called.

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i ate 3 bowls of capn crunch already today and i still cant get enough

i might just keep eating it until my mouth is numb cause ITS SOOOOOOOO GOOOD

 
they do make it with just berries

its called "Capn Crunch Berries"

but i like it with the yellow crunchies better

 
its a drug, you get addicted when it cuts up your mouth how else do u think they are still selling lots of cereal

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for some reason we cant get captain crunch up here in my town anymore, i dont know why

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