5) hope you land on the freight liner below.
but seriously, I laughed hard at this. OP, you're a fucking tool, get over yourself and go jump off a '75 FOOTER' with a shallow landing, please. screw it, there doesn't even have to be water, just jump off a dry cliff. in fact, you probably wouldn't be able to find a cliff if it was in your backyard so instead, go grab yourself a football and try to dribble it down the highway in the middle of traffic. thanks. I'm done.