Cant sleep and it sucks!!!

sry for the rant, but over here (austria) its 4:17 AM and i cant sleep cause im not tired.i´m not tired because its been raining for the last two weeks, which means I cant go skiing or do any other sports. If I dont do sports I get nervous and since I don´t do any physical work Im never tired at night. And since theres nothing else to do i go out a lot and drink too much til morning which switched my day - night rythm to a crazy point.every single friend of mine has to learn for finals, so nobody has time for me. oh, and i broke up with my gf for 2 years 2 weeks ago so I could use some distractions, but there are none...ARGH, this sucks!!!
 
im gonna be really original and suggest getting high? or maybe do some exercise like go running or something. or get high, go running, rub one out, pass out. yeah thats good right there
 
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i havent been able to sleep for a week now. my allergies are worse than ever and all that i can do to remedy to it is to stay awake until 3am every day then wake up at noon later and so this pretty much fucks up my whole vacation cuz i end up feeling like shit most of the time. god this sucks, i feel for ya bro.
 
beat yourself in the face with a pan until you become so dizzy that laying down on a couch feels amazing and pass out
 
count sheep?

or is that a new zealand thing to do when you can sleep?

if it is... then close your eyes and picture sheep jumping over a fens, and count them, itll put ya to sleep ahha!
 
I know this person who is a nurse and she said that she had a guy who came to the hospital who shuved an 8 inch flashlight 4 inches up his ass because he said he couldnt fall asleep. Try this it might work.
 
i had that in switzerland because of the jetlag, i tossed and turned for 8 hours then i finally got up, jacked off, and passed out right after
 
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