Can't miss the Movie!

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So it's my b-day. Im 20. I went to see bad santA. Funny shit. So I was drinkin beer in the theatre and disrupting people..so I went to the back corner so I could make rude and obnoxious comments in peace. I had to piss, but I didn;t want to miss any movie. So I grabbed a beer can and started to piss in it.....I was just getting warmed up when all of a sudden the first can was full.....had to graba second.....my buddy passed me one....soon that was full too.. It was gettin sketchy, piss started to spray.....i was tempted to just let er rip on the floor...I had to go so bad...wasn't even half done....started on my 3rd can, and by this time the girl I was with came back from getting popcorn and was wondering what the hell I was doing...then she figured it out and started laughing so hard......everyone in the theatre was looking....the third can was almost full when the flow stopped....thank 'someone powerful'. bad santa was funny shit.

im out.....it's time for my birthday date with palmela handerson

peace

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happy birthday, you turned 20 a month before me

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haha you should have on th efloor then it would have run all the way to the front and ppl would be stepping in it hahahahaha

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damn i wanna see bad santa

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it wasn't a tilted floor, it was the flat coliseum floors....but pissing everywhere doesn't usually turn on your date.

the only problem with man is that he doesn't know how he ought to live

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.

bring Back The 60's!!
 
SOooooo sketchy.....

had to control the flow...it didn't want to be controlled......it was hard not to just let er rip

the only problem with man is that he doesn't know how he ought to live

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.

bring Back The 60's!!
 
so i dont know about you...but pissing all over the place sure turns me on.....mmm mm good. ohhh yea.

ok not really.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
golden shower chick eh?

the only problem with man is that he doesn't know how he ought to live

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.

bring Back The 60's!!
 
oh you betcha

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
that is the best thing youve written yet

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haha reminds me of dumb and dumber

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haha nice. dumb and dumber style. i wish the usher would of came to you and took a sip. yeah i am not looking forward to being 20 too much, it's just a big bar tease, and the canada thing is getting too expensive

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haha, not fer us canadians! I'm 18, and in Canada...hahahaha!!!

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i know, it's a piece of unsurpassed literature

the only problem with man is that he doesn't know how he ought to live

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.

bring Back The 60's!!
 
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