Cant land rails. need help

[Billy.Co]

Ive been trying to successfully grind and land a rail, but for some reason i just cant stick it. can anyone help me out with tips.

 

[JordanButtfart]

E. All of the above

 

[Aladeen]

Your clothes aren't big enough

 

[theabortionator]

Are you listening to wutang as loud as your headphones go?

 

[TopherRitz]

Inb4 suck tammy whalefish's cock

 

[Miomo]

What, you can't take more than the tip? Man up.

 

[RoofDaRoofieDogg]

Suck tammy whalefish's cock

Ah damn beat me to it.

 

[Vermont]

the real question is if you have full tilts

 

[Dode]

Dude, you obviously didn't properly apply the square root of the Schlopy modular to the equation for afterbang, amateur mistake

 

[Melbourne.]

just hop on a little bit, wallisch your way down the rail and harlaut your way right off,, bam stick the rail .

no but seriously just concentrate on getting onto the rail and don't over think getting off.

 

[theabortionator]

I used to bring my rail inside and cuddle with it at night. You have to be one with the rail or you're going to get hurt trying to grind it.

 

[Billy.Co]

yea and the tongue is flex 6

 

[haggerty___seth]

Line your skis up so the rail is pointed in the center of both skis and focus on the end of the rail

 

[Elmo.]

that's where you went wrong. tongue flex 6 is for pussies. you need atleast an 8 flex to slide a rail

 

[.Rybak.]

this is where you sir, are very wrong. You need a 1 flex to properly grind a rail.

 

[Billy.Co]

i have 8 and 10s but only use them when i race with my volkl racetiges

 

[SnowMiser]

"keep your dick over the rail" --Jesus