Cannot Be Unsaid Thread

Relish_man

Relish_man

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so yeah basically just post things u said that you now wish you hadn't; from socially awkward moments to just blitheringly ignorant sentences.
 
and an example from myself:

we had some good family friends over for dinner when i was younger and just out of the blue i asked my parents if they thought homosexuality was a mental illness... turns out that the brother of the woman we had over was gay and died of aids a few weeks before...

...awkward
 
while undergoing a pysch eval for a job, i was stumbling through a test and said "man, it must be fun watching people struggle through this" which apparently meant that i would enjoy watching people struggle, went from the final candidate back to being jobless
 
haha my dad had an interview for a good job at IBM and when they asked ''do you work well in teams?'' he answered ''nah, i always end up doing all the work''

good thing they had a sense of humor.
 
*Mom's on facebook*

CHAT

me: mom when did we get internet accesses on our stove?

mom: what are you talking about?

me: is it an app or something?

mom: what are you talking about?!

me: how are you on facebook right now?

mom: i'm on the computer?

me thinking *we don't have a computer in the kitc....*

I then ran into the living room and took my mom's labtop and smashed it.

Needless to say i was grounded.

 
*Mom's on facebook*

CHAT

me: mom when did we get internet accesses on our stove?

mom: what are you talking about?

me: is it an app or something?

mom: what are you talking about?!

me: how are you on facebook right now?

mom: i'm on the computer?

me thinking *we don't have a computer in the kitc....*

I then ran into the living room and took my mom's labtop and smashed it.

Needless to say i was grounded.

 
when you're telling black jokes/steriotyping and a black person shows up. not the chill "if you can't laugh at yourself" black people. REAL AFRICANS.
 
the other night i was at a party and saw this kid from the summer class im taking. he is asian. after we talked for like 5 minutes i looked over and said to my gf "oh look your friends are still playing dizzy bat" and she asked what friends i was talking about. i said "uhh the asian guy and some other people" and then the kid from my class just kind of turned away and started talking to someone else. i was really bummed. not like it was a mean thing to say but i have been trying not to differentiate people by their race and i felt ignorant after i said it

and last night i was really drunk and called my friend jill liz. but that was more funny and wierd than anything
 
''olympics day'' in High School, we were playing volleyball against Japan (all the teams were named after countries) and i just let out a big ''FUCK JAPAN''. turns out there were 2 japanese kids in my team.
 
I once called my ex girlfriend by her sisters name during drunk sex. Yeah, THAT was awkward. Never before have I witnessed such unbridled homicidal rage. The worst part is her sister is an ugly slunt and I hate her guts. I still have no idea why her name came out of my mouth.
 
A few weeks ago a senior at my high school died in a driving accident. It was very tragic and news of his passing traveled throughout the school. The next day we had an extended advisory to discuss the tragedy. For most of it, we sit in silence because my Advisory knew the kid really well and was at the verge of tears the entire time.

After fifteen minutes had passed, some unknowing freshman says, "So, did some die or something?"

The single most awkward thing ever
 
When a liftie does their chairlift-helping job and says "have a nice ride!" and I reply " you too!" it's always sad because they're not riding the lift when I know they want to be.
 
basically this. when someone says something like "thank you!" or "see you later!" and by politeness instincts you say "you too!" then you wheel the fuck out of there because you realized you just totally messed that shit up.
 
One time i was talking with the chcia i was diggin on and she said idk what flavor this red candy is and not thinking i blurted out menstral. damn that was awkward
 
singing the N***ER song ... black friend standing next to me..this was the 4th time that night and have done it countless times before. i feel really bad and should stop saying that word. i think he hates me.
 
Oh my, this brings up some bad memories

I was sitting in spanish class, and one of my friends said something about how he supports breast cancer. I thought it was funny to say something like "you support breast cancer? why would you ever do that? I can see you supporting breast cancer research, but supporting breast cancer? c'mon."

at which point the girl next to me started kinda punch-tapping me in the arm, which I thought was just like "breast cancer isn't cool, stop," but I didnt really process it that much, and figured I had just said that supporting research was good, so i continued, with:

"I mean, it's not like you go around saying, 'GO BREAST CANCER!'" At which point she full on elbowed me and said straight up, as serious as I have ever heard the girl, "Charlie, stop."

I knew something more was wrong with what I was saying, other than the obvious things.

Turns out that there was a girl in my class whose mother had died when the girl was only 2, of breast cancer. I felt really shitty for like 2 days, didnt talk to her, because I wanted to apologize, but not bring it up.

The worst part that I really liked the girl whose mother's death I pretty much made fun of. Probably didn't help my case.
 
whenever im at a skatepark or a track meet or football game or anything involving sports and i enjoy something and yell "YEAH NIGGA WATS UP!!" and i notice there is an african american in the perimeter.
 
I was in gym class. I was talking to a friend about a work we had to do the next day for another class. He said ''I'm sorry, I can't tomorrow I'm not in school''. I said ''oh fine if you want to take a day off it's cool'' He then said to me his grandpa had passed away and it was his funeral the next day. akward.

What's more akward? The class after, I told that story to one of my friends. ''He said it sucks, I'm also not coming to school tomorrow.'' I laughed and said ''don't tell me your grandpa died too haha.''

I should have shut the fuck up...
 
once this guy asked me if i had a girlfriend and i dont soo......... is it usual for a 17 yro to not have a gf?
 
well... no it's not. I was just pointing out that half the posts in thread were something like "One time I said the word nagger and i think a black person got sad at me".
 
sometimes people will ask me to do a chore type thing, and i'll say like 'ok thanks" and it's like why the hell did i just thank you?
 
two seasons ago, I was getting on a lift, the liftie had the same bandana as me, as I sat down, he said "nice bandana." maybe it was because of the noise all around, I didn't say anything back. I realized right after he let go of the lift. I feel like a doosh. If youre reading this, liftie, sorry!!
 
i hope my meter is broken, but you are still upset about not saying thank you to a liftie about your bandana, after two years????

wut
 
I once without thinking told this girl that her mother didn't love her jokingly. Turns out she was adopted.....fuckk.
 
Everything that comes out my mouth is like a neverending spew of awkwardness so I have too many to name.

Like if a conversation dies I just keep talking and talking shit until someone stops me. It's like a disease.
 
when my brother still had his girlfriend, we kinda spent christmas at their place (my mom is a waiter and has to work on the 24th [in europe you get the presents on christmas eve]).

so in german-speaking areas, you wish others "frohe weihnachten" [pretty much "happy/joyful christmas"], nothing too fancy and easy to remember.

so the uncle of my brothers girlfriend is the first near the entrance and he wishes all of us "frohe weihnachten" and i just respond [while shaking his hand, so i really had his attention] "alles gute" (lit. "all the good things", which you only say as a birthday wish).

i know cool story bro and not that cool but it was kinda awkward.

just like saying "you too" when its not appropriate just because of a reflex. i bet people working at vacation agencies hear the "have a nice holiday" - "you too" thing A LOT.
 
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