Canadians?

I AM DUDE!!

thats whymy name is I.B.C err. my nick name

canada rules

------------I Rule--------------

jodes- Hey cryss does your knee hurt?

me- Ya!

Darryl-Does your back hurt?

me-Ya!

Jodes-Got sand?

me- NO!!!!!!

(said at the orage big air competition)

*be wild.live wild.ski wild*
 
150% canadian here my friend.

'dude i hate my cell phone, i'm gonna throw it down the hill'

'ya, then we can jib it!'
 
I'm canadian!!!

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~~Stinkyprimo... the smell is sublime!~~

~~Phatt Pharting Phoser~~
 
Oh Canada... lalalalala

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When skiers and snowboarders do their thing in the parks, powder and on the rails, mountains become a vast play-ground.
 
'....proud to be canadian....pass me another eskimo........proud to be canadian.......hold my seat while I F#^K her in the @s$h0^E'

-Dayglow Abortions-

Pull My Finger
 
that is one BIG ASS flag there stinky. but i like it.

cheers...

'dude i hate my cell phone, i'm gonna throw it down the hill'

'ya, then we can jib it!'
 
im canadian. fockers.

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How many boots could three Phils fill if three Phils could fill boots?

'Hey, you forgot your basket!

Thats ok! i get em for free from pih-hill-ou' -Shaniqua Bootycall
 
shotgun

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'Make yourself available, you never know who's going to be famous' - Lois from family guy, giving advice to young girls

 
Ahem... OHHHHHH CAAAAAANNNNNADAAAAAAA!!! OUR HOME AND NAAAATTTIIVEEE LAAAAAAAAAAAAANNND!!!!

~~Stinkyprimo... the smell is sublime!~~

~~Phatt Pharting Phoser~~
 
I'm Canadian and DAM pround too. Ohhhh, how americans bug me. And their crappy Olympic coverage on NBC. C to tha A to tha N to tha A to tha D to tha muthafockin EH!!!!!!

-Archibald

'ur the load ur dad should have shot in the sink' -nipe talking to me
 
110% Canadian!!!!!!!!!!

C-eh-N-eh-D-eh

CANADA ALL THE WAY BABY!!!!!!!

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~aeden

-500* Fahrenheit (-295* C) Hell freezes over.

The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

Guess whats happening this YR?? Hells freezing over baby!!!!!
 
damnit Gdawg, you beat me to it

-Andy

'Hostess Fruit Pies!! CURSES! Captain America is as Smart as he is STRONG!!!'

~Phunking Phatt Phreerider~
 
fockering yanks.......

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How many boots could three Phils fill if three Phils could fill boots?

'Hey, you forgot your basket!

Thats ok! i get em for free from pih-hill-ou' -Shaniqua Bootycall
 
I'm not one of those nutty people that has all the flags and shit since 9/11, but I still think the US is pretty shibby. George Bush is pretty focking gay though.

 
im a yank, and i think canadians are very nice, but very funny as well. Everybody, please watch Canadian Bacon soon. its funny

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
im canadian

yes canadian bacon is a funny movie, but if you wana watch real comedy watch varsity blues.... its like a documentry on hillbillies

'Marge, road signals are suggestions, like pants' Homer

Please don't try inverted tricks on beds. The only people that gain experiance is the chiropractor and the furniture salesmen.

How's my posting?

Call 416-783-2660

 
im canadian and canada is going to kick usa's ass in hockey. if they dont, i wont do ANYTHING about it!!!

'One day I'm going to learn something i swear'
 
im canadian

-my name is sirjibsalot i like to jib rails alot, curved ones,kinked ones, long ones, short ones, rainbow ones, and hand rail ones, because my name is sirjibsalot-
 
im a white south africa and now im living in america for the past 4 years.... so that would make me a the TRUEST caucasian african american now THAT would be a motha fuckin minority bitches ! hehe yea... im down now

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmBOOBIES !
 
canadians r proud of kicks the us's ass

'Marge, road signals are suggestions, like pants' Homer

Please don't try inverted tricks on beds. The only people that gain experiance is the chiropractor and the furniture salesmen.

How's my posting?

Call 416-783-2660

 
Uh, Skibum420, are you an idiot? I wonder what Americans are so proud about all the time, but I have reasons for this. Since this is a thread about being Canadian, I won't care about offending Americans. Here's why I don't understand Yank's proundness:

- What's the big deal when you win. OF COURSE you're gonna win. It's like cheering for the Chicago Bulls back in the day and acting all mighty when they win. When an underdog, on the other hand, wins, that's something to cheer about.

-Your foriegn policies suck and your imigration is hypocritical

-You're international bullies, riding on blackmail and threats.

Now, here's some of the reasons why I'm pround to be Canadian:

-We're the underdog, fighting to mantain an economy under the bullying presure of a country 9 times bigger population wise and with a GDP about 1.5 times bigger per person.

-Health Care

-Don Cherry

-Piere Trudeau

-Hockey is way more exciting then goddam baseball.

-We invented basketball and hockey, American invented baseball. 'Nuff said.

-Better imigration and foriegn policies.

-Canadian TV stations are of a much higher quality than their American counterparts, not promoting sensationalism and voyeurism.

-Canadian are more humble and don't claim simple tributes that belong to EVERY country. I often hear Americans saying that honour and courage are the 'American Way'. What aload of bullshit, you slaguhtered the Native and stole there land, managing to fuck them even more than the Canadian goverment. Compensation and right s have been granted to Natives in Cananda that will likely never be given to the Native of the USA.

I gotta go, but I could go on for hours.

-Archibald

'ur the load ur dad should have shot in the sink' -nipe talking to me
 
i'm canadian

you forgot one other important point about canada

our beer is MUCH better then yours

i mean 3%??? commmeee onnnn. how wimpy.

*CARAMEL CRUNCH

newschoolers hooters

MENSA - Mens Suits Association

Oh the chocolate burns my throat - so does that explain why it burns when i pee? hahah TANK and CHEWY CHOCOLATE

How did the sticker taste? tacky...

darryl tells GREAT stories
 
Get off your high horse billy you little fascist.

I hate to turn this into the Freeze forum, but certain things must be said.

-Archibald

'ur the load ur dad should have shot in the sink' -nipe talking to me
 
It's great that you guys have pride in your country but I'm not sure why you have to show it by dissing the US

Where did you find it?

I don't know. I was too excited. We're in the Lesbian stronghold
 
i know this place is where i am,

no other place is better than

no other part is truer than

the one they call canadian, canadian

i am you know i am, i am canadian

i am you know i am, i am canadian

i am canadian!!!!

CANADA WHAT!!!

CAUTION! Poster just doesn't give a fuck anymore!!
 
yea TAK and before you were saying how you were mad NBC was showing so much coverage of americans....why the hell do you think that is..... maybe because NBC is an american televeision station meaning americans are goign to watch it. And most americans are going to want to watch their own country over finland or even canada. It makes sense NBC puts on coverage of what most people want to see thats how they make money.

And really what the other guy said, its cool you guys have pride but its not making you look like any better of a country by putting down the US. I could make up some bullshit list of why america is better too but i wouldnt want to waste my time with that. And technically canadians americans too but some guy at whistler wouldnt believe that, what a moron you are in north america which makes it america not just the US

I like skiing
 
yea dpsin had a really good point and did anyone read the thing in skier about canada? by saying you did stuff instead of the US isnt making your country look any better.

'being a man kicks ass...but i wish I was a girl in a way because you can masterbate so much easier, it probably feels like you're getting fucked,'-martin_snaps

Where does all the white go when the snow melts?
 
There was a really great radio broadcast by a canadian reporter back in the seventies,it told why the US is good, and why canada should respect it more. I'll try to find a link to it, it made me realize that the US isn't as bad as everybody makes it out to be. True, we have a lot of problems, but if you said Canada doesn't, you're just a hypocrite.

 
im canadian

-my name is sirjibsalot i like to jib rails alot, curved ones,kinked ones, long ones, short ones, rainbow ones, and hand rail ones, because my name is sirjibsalot-
 
Well dspin, I don't remember saying that I had a problem with NBC showing coverage of event with USAers in it. I belive I said that I just didn't like how NBC covered things.

Now, about me making a list to show why I'm a pround to be Canadian: I don't usually go around doing such things, but when somebody asks me aquestion, I'll usually try to answer it. And Americans (USAers not Canadians, Mexicans, Jamacians, Brazilians, etc) really bug me when they're so full of their national pride.

I'll put it this way:

The United States of America is like huge, obese (fat) giant. They're so fat infact, that they can't see any of the smaller/lesser countries beneth them. Truley the elephant and the mouse. The joke is on you, because your flab prevents you from seeing how small your dick really is. That's the perfect medafore(sp?) to explain why its so hard to understand non-USAers' opinions of your country.

-TAK

P.S. Don't bite my head off about this OK? I hate the go to a Freeze form level of dialect, but, somethings just piss me off too much. And another thing, I'm a little to grogy right now to be writing my best so please try to tolerate any bad writing.

-Archibald

'ur the load ur dad should have shot in the sink' -nipe talking to me
 
Why are canadians proud of beating us in hockey? Its your sport, i would be dissapointed if you didnt. Plus, half of americans dont give a shit about hockey. Seriously

'Guys should stick to guy sports and chicks should stick to chick sports like foxy boxing and such and such.'-Homer
 
frankly i dont give a shit. i like skiing. americans like skiing. end of story.

'One day I'm going to learn something i swear'
 
Team canada....

at your service from the land of the chill.

if they cant thrill you baby nobody will.

make way here comes team canada..

strong and free.

led by our fearless hero gretzky.

he should be the prime minister if you ask me.

ah thank you team canada.

well its hush hush, three man rush rush

ingler, sakic, and lemieux

he shoots he scores AND ALL OF CANADA ROARS!

froim the warmth of our igloo's!

sorry eh!

we put the hurt on you team USA!

amd showed the whole world that its still our game.

3 cheers for team canada.

we'll slide and glide over any line..

red or white or blue

what makes it nice is that we did it TWICE!!!!

cause our women beat you too...oooooo

GOLD at last..

50 years sure took a long time to pass.

so tip your hat, or raise your glass!

FOR THE HEROS OF TEAM CANANDA!!!!

HAHA YEAH GUYS WE RULE!

this song is so awesome

------------I Rule--------------

jodes- Hey cryss does your knee hurt?

me- Ya!

Darryl-Does your back hurt?

me-Ya!

Jodes-Got sand?

me- NO!!!!!!

(said at the orage big air competition)

*be wild.live wild.ski wild*
 
hah yea really i watch like 3 seconds of hockey a year most of the US can care less about hockey

And tak sorry about NBCs coverage it wasnt directed at you someone a month ago said somethign about NBC showing only americans

I like skiing
 
im american, and i dont have anything wrong with canadians. the only thing i hate is when they make fun of america, that pisses me off. canada does have some good skier though. they take there sports soo serously, like i was eating some food there and everyone was crowded in front of the tv watching the olympics and stuff, and whenver canada did anything they were freaken out and stuff. not that its a bad thing. i like skiing

 
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