canadians that hate "america"

we dont need to fight against the bad or terrorism because we dont go around and arrogantly push our way into every other country's affairs. and the comment about not helping the innocent, im pretty sure Canada is known for peacekeeping, whereas the the US is known for "protecting the innocent" by invading their country and actively destroying and/or changing their entire way of life.
 
This is how i see it.

little united states of americans go into canada looking for igloos, and are deeply dissapointed.

big united statesians go into the Middle east looking for a cool invasion. and are (you guessed it) deeply disapointed. in a laughable attempt to save a little face, George Bush does 3 things

1:realise that Saddam isnt that great a guy, so try and overthrow him

2:fail to overthrow Saddam

3:have son named after him

4:this son goes in AGAIN, but this time, looks for WMDs

5:fails to find them

6:skips a few steps and tries to overthrow Saddam

7:asks every OTHER country to come in and help him

8:SUCCEEDS!!!

9:gets asked why he went into Iraq in the first place

10:goes on vacation
 
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