Canadian Problems

[Deezy]

If you are Canadian and have tumblr, follow this blog, its not mine i just find it hilarious.

if not... scroll for lulz anyway

here are only a few relevant posts.

link to archive

http://canadian-problems.tumblr.com/archive

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

poutine

BEER

 

[AWALLRUS.]

HAHAHA SOME OF THOSE WERE ACTUALLY FUNNY.

PARKA TO SCHOOL AND A TSHIRT BACK AND EQAO ONES ARE SPOT ON.

ASWELL AS THOSE GAYASS FUCKING MILK ADS.

 

[Milksteak]

Stop yelling. Please and thanks.

 

[[hamnuts]]

lol EQAO

 

[tommyp1ckles]

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Hahaha these are like the story of my life

 

[tommyp1ckles]

 

[Jib-Ninja]

why do i not undertand any of these? not one?

 

[neutralzombie]

^ those were the only two that made me laugh, the rest are kind of extremely subjective to weather and location, and come off more stereotypical and over killed, than anything else.

 

[NickSki.]

Well, you are not Canadian so that be the cause.

 

[.AR6rider.]

Your milk comes in bags? Silly Canadians.

 

[B-runge]

i was just about to say this

what the hell?

I guess if i drank milk drinking it straight from a bag would be sweet

 

[LDV]

I'm Canadian and my milk doesn't come in bags...

 

[corona]

this one right here. gold.

 

[LAME.]

Rich bitch

 

[the.cheat]

why do so many canadhttp://vimeo.com/13780892ians act like they live in the only cold place in the world?

 

[Blurst]

Damn EQAO. Hahah I actually laughed at all of those. Great bost deezy.

 

[AWALLRUS.]

MY FAMILY USED TO GET BAGGED MILK BUT IT WOULD ALWAYS SPILL ALL OVER THE PLACE SO WE BUY CARTONS NOW.

YOU DONT RUN OUT AS FAST IF YOU GET BAGS.

 

[bakedpow]

Lol, canadians.

 

[B-runge]

I thought about it and bagged milk would be easier to transport and have less of an impact on the environment than huge 2 gallon plastic jugs of it like we rock in merica, props canada for not being dickwads, i wish i was canadian!

 

[geteducated]

you can't tame a floppy bag of milk? your family is a bunch of quitters.

 

[NinetyFour]

Best thread ever. Makes me appreciate this place even more.

 

[canterbury]

same here, never seen that before.

 

[Blurst]

I think this is my favourite.

here is the context for anyone too young or american. and yes this add did play ont elevision for years throughout my childhood.

 

[theJones]

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don't know how to add pictures, but this is the greatest thing ever if you remember it.

 

[seward]

bingo.

and you can re-use the bags for sammichs and other baked goods to take to work.

i cant beleave the states dosnt use milkbags.

 

[colleenator]

totally this! ^the other ones arent really that funny. just facts that you forget about. meh

 

[notadoctor]

I liked these:

 

[GayWolf420]

SLAP THE BAG, BRAAAAAAAAAAAH.

 

[jason...]

#225 happens to me SO FUCKING OFTEN.

 

[Jaimee.]

So good!

A lot of those were pretty region dependent, still funny though!

 

[PON3]

Im not Canadian, but I understood all of these. I had to quite when I got to the polar bear one because I couldn't stop laughing in class.

 

[AWALLRUS.]

OH GOD THATS OLDSCHOOL

 

[uosdwiSrjewoH]

serrated knife cuts through that shit like butter

 

[Lord.Quasimoto]

ahha dont ya put it in ur mouth dont ya put it in ur mouth dont ya stuff it in ur face.

solid advice right there.

 

[connory998]

not all provinces use bags. I know that Ontario does and BC does not.

 

[AWALLRUS.]

WRONG.

 

[canterbury]

ok, in Ontario then? I've never seen bagged milk in BC

 

[hellyeaaaah]

ahaha heck yes.

 

[3dressedupasa9]

im canadian, wtf does EQAO mean

 

[.Emerson.]

Just nostalgia'd hard

 

[sneds]

Never saw bags in Van but everyone in Ottawa has them

 

[AWALLRUS.]

ARE YOU HOMESCHOOLED OR SOMETHING?

 

[3dressedupasa9]

NO!

 

[Jaimee.]

Slow your roll, that's just an Ontario thing.

As for the milk in a bag, I'm pretty sure it's an Central/Eastern Canada thing.