Canadian Parliament takes a stand against zombies

[timmi]

 

[roddy116]

this explains so much.

 

[whoa-dere]

this is good.

 

[Spinoza]

Basically as serious as any other issue the Canadian government has to deal with

 

[NinetyFour]

Just like baby seals, we will club the fuck out of zombies.

 

[Spinoza]

Yeah not to mention beaver control laws, poutine regulations, and importing curling stones

 

[Jeebus.]

Right. Like how canada continues to be so worthless year after year. Well, at least they're preparing for the zombie apocalypse..

 

[CheddarJack]

This here kids is the classic "I have nothing intelligent to argue back so I'm just gunna try and make a joke."

 

[mseward]

How can anybody on NS possibly hate on canada... we have BC.

 

[Jeebus.]

Not really, do you guys even have an army? Do canadians even lift?!?!???

 

[Spinoza]

There's nothing valuable for a Canadian army to protect, why would Canada waste money on an army when Canada can use it to grow cheese curds and brew maple syrup

 

[Jeebus.]

Sorry, dude. I forgot that canadians like to pretend that their country actually matters.

 

[Jeebus.]

I am definitely joking a bit, but please, they're are so many more arguments in our favor.

 

[jbalz]

i wish the us government was more like canadas. to me canada seems much more chill than the us these days. i bet the people there are much less biased and all around take life less seriously

 

[uhrel]

you were way funnier in the why are you a badass thread

 

[Jeebus.]

Sorry, i don't aim to please you.

 

[roddy116]

trolololoolol