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Shopey1080

Shopey1080

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hey i know theres alot of people from Canada on this site and i was just wonder wats it like up there,,my friend visits there and he tells me that they are like mad chill wit weed and shit

Shope da Dope
 
thats because its true. Canadians are basicly just mad chill when it comes to just about anything... except seal hunting. Some people arnt to chill with the clubbing of a baby seal on the head with a 2 by 4 embeded with rusty nails...

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'Humanity needs to stop having relations with it's mother' -a freind on Oedipus Rex.

 
yea thats just not kosher

And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .

So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
 
^I don't know man, a lot of cops really don't care, some will definitely screw you though (esp. the RCMP)

'Rufus, Brent, and Micus were like brothers to me, and when I say brothers I don't mean like an actual brother, but I mean it like black people mean it, which is more meaningful I think'
 
if you know where to smoke, then you're set. Honestly, half of my unviersity smokes on campus and no one bothers them.

 
We all smoke weed in our igloos, eh? Then we go and play hockey then eat poutines (I'm from a small area of Canada called Quebec) One month a year when there is no snow and some sun we go rollerblading.

 
jibbing around my igloo is what keeps me sane in canada during the harsh 12 month winter we encounter.

-Joel

'I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office before a physical this morning. There's nothing wrong with me, but healthy people get physicals just-for-the-hey-of-it every couple of days. When they finally mispronounced my name, I got up and walked down a hall with a nurse. After a while, the doctor came in and inspected my holes. He said that I should lose weight and consider stop smoking. I blew smoke in his face and explained that he is a douche bag. We all had a good laugh and he agreed.' -Skydaddy
 
baybee seels look cute but they crawl into your igloo at night and eat your skin. ya club 'em before they git you.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

~221
 
yah, well my igloo is bigger than both your igloos AND it has lights. Lights that blink.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'Humanity needs to stop having relations with it's mother' -a freind on Oedipus Rex.

 
Markman, that was the funniest thing I have ever heard from you

hahahahah

O yea... We so chill, up in Whistler

Hmmm... I sent ski...titty video like 2 days ago to what I thought was that address.

I think I just send a random stranger porn. Bhahahhahaha.-trevorwoulddoit

Matts a whore and we all know it haha- Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

 
weed and shit eh yea dat suff is 'wack' i was told we might be getting chair lifts soon in canada lke the usa eh now wouldent that be something.

haha this site was made in Canada of course there are alot of canadian pl on it.

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Is it something i said so fuck you to.
 
canada sucks.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary
 
canada is where i will move if Bush is re-elected. Actually there is no chance of me moving to Canada. but it's nice anyways.

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hahaha, thats pretty stereotypical thing ive heard! ya we're mad chill..... man i smoke so much weed i cant feel my tongue anymore. wait pass me a nice molson, all this lumberjacking is getting me thirsty...

-getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery-
 
yeah we're pretty chill up here...its just nicer..i loveit

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I NAMED JIBBERISH BITCHES. (thanks to MikeE)

real stuff is better than stuff on a screen, porn to sex, skiing to ns

-C-Man

JC, TMC, S3p, WCJF

i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls

-skiingpimp

 
Markman,classic signature material

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We all smoke weed in our igloos, eh? Then we go and play hockey then eat poutines (I'm from a small area of Canada called Quebec) One month a year when there is no snow and some sun we go rollerblading - Markman
 
Dude, my lead sled-dog got sick this week and I couldnt find a replacement in time for Ice-fishing class so I had to miss the entire week of classes.

And also, the caribou carcass that i was drying out in the sun got eaten by a bunch of polar bears, it sucked!!!

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What is the colour of a mirror?

'Fear is your only god' - Zach Dela Rocha

NS hockey pool champion: 2003

www.theeasyrider.com
 
canada is pretty chill to everything. We have some wicked mountains up here too, and of course whistker and blackcomb. it is pretty sweet. it is mild, if anything not enough snow (in vancouver...)

 
Man, it's getting really cold up here... I need some new beaver pelts to last the dark hours of winter, but I'm all out of fire-water to trade with the injuns. Hopefully those metis traders from the Hudson's Bay company outpost in moosejaw get here soon, or I'll be hooped, eh?

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
ive been caught a few times with doobs and shit, and alot of ppl smoke at school, but no one cares...unless your painfully obvious, then u should be punished for your own stupidity. My teacher said that it was hotter here in the summer than in the middle east, or somewhere like that, because its a damp heat, not a dry one. which is pretty surprising considering the great white north. Time to go log.

-STARMAN DIED IN VAIN!
 
its not actually hotter, we just dont get to use our sweat glands to cool ourselves. We get to ware deoderant.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'Humanity needs to stop having relations with it's mother' -a freind on Oedipus Rex.

 
in the small shit town i live in nooen cares about weed u can do wateva you want. NO RULES

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k sweet party at your place
 
it depends where you are of course, BC is the most chil place in the world of course, out east its a little stricter. nothin compared to what ive heard about the states what with your war on drugs and your 21 yr old alcohol limit. and youve never been high till youve hotboxed an igloo

P.O.W.D.E.R.

Playas Of Winter Downhill Expert Riders
 
canada sucks??? crystal, where do you get your ideas of canada from? what sucks? we have more national lands and park space, no jackass bush and a kill-all military, national healthcare, some damn good skiing, beautiful cities,low crime...it is a good thing people like you don't live in canada.

 
Just don't go to Winnepeg... If you want to go streaking while smoking weed, they're definatley not cool with that...

'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire
 
i dunno, my inuit neighbors dont like the whole potsmoking deal. they think sniffing gas is the way to go.

-Joel

'I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office before a physical this morning. There's nothing wrong with me, but healthy people get physicals just-for-the-hey-of-it every couple of days. When they finally mispronounced my name, I got up and walked down a hall with a nurse. After a while, the doctor came in and inspected my holes. He said that I should lose weight and consider stop smoking. I blew smoke in his face and explained that he is a douche bag. We all had a good laugh and he agreed.' -Skydaddy
 
my fucking igloo collapsed the other day...now im fucked because the snow doesnt fall untill december...that fucker was supposed to last me all season. Guess i gotta hitch up my dog sled and go live in my pot field.

When in doubt...FSI

...fuckin send it

work to live...not live to work.

work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101
 
hahahahahah^ wow nice post thx ryan

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'15 years old... you cant even take the girl anywhere... you have to get laid in the back of your... bicycle? or bring your parents along... or get a ride... hey mommy, i need a ride over to my bitch's house so i can fuck her' - Josh

'i like whistler, where you can hit on 14 year olds'- Mr Timmmaty D. (telling me he gets indimidated by 30 yrs old women)

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STENCIL KREW

THE LAB
 
my dog sled is faster than yur dog sled.

-Joel

'I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office before a physical this morning. There's nothing wrong with me, but healthy people get physicals just-for-the-hey-of-it every couple of days. When they finally mispronounced my name, I got up and walked down a hall with a nurse. After a while, the doctor came in and inspected my holes. He said that I should lose weight and consider stop smoking. I blew smoke in his face and explained that he is a douche bag. We all had a good laugh and he agreed.' -Skydaddy
 
my dog sled is out of comish, these chinese fuckers stole my dogs and ate em.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary
 
lol hahahaha canada ur all crack headz

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'15 years old... you cant even take the girl anywhere... you have to get laid in the back of your... bicycle? or bring your parents along... or get a ride... hey mommy, i need a ride over to my bitch's house so i can fuck her' - Josh

'i like whistler, where you can hit on 14 year olds'- Mr Timmmaty D. (telling me he gets indimidated by 30 yrs old women)

$$$$$$NWFT$$$$$$

STENCIL KREW

THE LAB
 
who need a dog sled when you have snowshoes?

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'Humanity needs to stop having relations with it's mother' -a freind on Oedipus Rex.

 
canada is just as nice as the states

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
Yeah, CNAP, I hear that... every time I take the dogsled out, there are all these motherfuckers with butterfly nets just waiting for me to let their guard down. Why can't they just eat whale blubber like the rest of us?

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
I've been making a lot of money selling my soapstone Inuit carvings, now I have a snowmobile and my igloo has in-floor heating. I don't have to eat blubber anymore, I eat back bacon sandwiches with maple syrup au jus. Living the good life, North of 60. Teevee Tenia and Albert Golo have nothing on me.

 
my swimming pool always freezes over...gotta drill another one again with the auger

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^^ya i was talking to defy and they might hook me up with a t-shirt and some condoms. -Lj5

here's the list of ways to spell 'sponsorship'

sponership

sponsership

sponcership

sponsorschip

spencership

spannnncership

spoooooonsorship

and finally,

@%%$#Ffadfkjljsdship -Flatspinner

corked double daffy 7 would be so sick -WinterParkSucks

~Tribute To Harvey have one hell of a life~

 
Yer all a bunch or 'osers, spamming dis t'read like dat. Take off, eh! Go 'uff sum gas 'osehead!

-TAK, PPPhD
 
'canada sucks??? crystal, where do you get your ideas of canada from? what sucks? we have more national lands and park space, no jackass bush and a kill-all military, national healthcare, some damn good skiing, beautiful cities,low crime...it is a good thing people like you don't live in canada.'

Well no shit might as well designate that barren wasteland as national parks theres nothing else you can do with it. Theres a reason Canadians build all their major cities right next to the U.S border but I'll let you figure that one out.

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
Ohh and P.S about your healthcare Americans live a much less healthy lifestyle, and have a longer life expectancy than Canadians. Can you say a cheap, really shitty healthcare system instead next time.

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
^ first to you, open space is good, pavement bad. its documented people react mroe favorably to images of nature than to images of urban settings. so... get with the program, trees are your friiiiends.

and to that volkl guy... i never noticed the 'its a good thing people like you dont live in canada'... which is cute, because i do live in canada... and go to the same school he does... and ride the same mountain... but apparently watch more family guy and have a better sense of humor and so forth

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary
 
^You shouldn't have told him. You should have baited him into saying he'd fight you if only you lived near him. It would've been funny... you could tap him on the shoulder at school... 'Hey, you said you wanted to fight me?'

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
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