Can you squirt your saliva?

Joe.

Joe.

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Dude so this happens to everyone once in a while while eating, but i can do it on command! It;s so sick! Can you?

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Like the little tiny stream from under your tongue? I wish I could do it on command but I did do it once when I yawned but never figured out how to do it manually. I think you should do your best to enlighten us all on the art of the squirt....uhuhuh....

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What's with all the hate?

 
I can gleek on command.

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i know a few ppl that can gleek on command, some can go pretty far too

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i have my own unique way of spitting. most people hack one back then use their cheeks and tongue to get distance but me i just keep my spit right on the edge of my tongue and without moving my cheeks or tongue i can make it jut fly out from that stationary position and i get my pretty damn far with it and my accuracy is amazing

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i knew i guy who could do that once, it reminded me of that dinasaur on jurassic park wth the spiting the the fat guys face. It was kinda weird.

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my dad can do that all the time. i wish i could--its quite an interesting trait to have. i only do it on accident sometimes...

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i can do it right after brushing my teeth, or with a fresh piece of gum in my mouth.

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i'm pretty sure its gleet.. not gleek

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yeah, i can gleek

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Been doing it for years on command. Really isn't hard to do.

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my science teacher does it all the time, its so crazy

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This is shit! I thought me and my friends were the only people that called it gleeking but now other people know it. FUCK

do the chickens have large talons?
 
ooo gleeking is so fun, one time these girls gleeked all over this one girl binder and books last year and they like soaked it and made her cry. bahaha

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I got a good picture, should have it up soon

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i can't gleek but instead i just shoot spit through the gap in my front teeth.

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I used to be able to do that. But I forgot how when I grew up. You will too one day. :o)



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