can you lie to Oprah?

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NomenClature

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the black kids in my elcology calss were trying to tell me, that it was in fact impossible to lie to Oprah, not only can she tell, but you just cant do it, i think there crazy.

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i think i could do it; but if she called me on it because she is infact psychic i would be scared. i never like Oprah anyways

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id slap her rich ass. i could lie.

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id lie to her. pull a Houdini on her big black bootay

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yeah thats waht i said, but then they said that how, when she is a black person, could she get Tommy Hilfiger to say he didn;t want black poeple to wear his clothes. that blew my mind.

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most people could get tommy h to do that

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Member Number 189

Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.

'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,

and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get

The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
 
She has a house next to my friends grandparents on Fisher island off miami, Florida

well we were playing football and my friend punted the ball through her bay window.. she said not to worry about it and gave our football back.. so i dont have beef with her

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haha yeah shes a certified psycic. So is Dr. Phil......im scared

----now i lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah my soul to keep, if i die before i wake ill go to hell for heavens sake
 
i heard that she once ate some one for lying to her.

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I bet I could lie to that beotch, I'd be like Oprah, You really really pretty, and in my head I'd be like not. and shed be like, thankyou. Then id be like, i got you bitch, got you goood.

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racist? but i watch oprah winfrey everyday!

.. i bet i could lie to her man.. i just could

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^^that was great.

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I'd punch that old windbag. She annoys the hell out of me. She does have a good reading list for her book club, though.

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Rawr!!!
 
my racist joke thread got deleted becasue of racist content.

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