Can someone please make Shane McConkey proud and poach the next olympic Slopestyle course buck ass nude.

[steeze_louise]

it would be epic if someone did it, preferably hit all the features. Hell even the X-Games.

 

[AndrewGravesSV]

hell yeah you should send it

 

[TheDoughAbides]

I nominate lj

 

[Ghost_BLandzV2]

I volunteer as long [tag=198199]@TRVP_ANGEL[/tag] guarantees that I can sit on his face at the bottom of the run

 

[eheath]

I understand the enthusiasm for the idea, but this is not feasible, you can't poach either of these courses.

 

[Knapzach]

I understand the enthusiasm for the idea, but this is not feasible, you can't poach either of these courses.

bet

 

[eheath]

bet

You ever been to either event? You can't just stroll into the start gate dude haha

 

[VT_scratch]

You ever been to either event? You can't just stroll into the start gate dude haha

'bet' is the younger demographics way of saying they agree with you. he doesn't want to bet you that it can be done.

 

[steeze_louise]

I understand the enthusiasm for the idea, but this is not feasible, you can't poach either of these courses.

Then its up to one of the athletes to do it in the start gate.

 

[SuspiciousFish]

Then its up to one of the athletes to do it in the start gate.

Just call up Tim Durtschi, im sure he would be down as soon as he finds his phone.

 

[Ghost_BLandzV2]

I understand the enthusiasm for the idea, but this is not feasible, you can't poach either of these courses.

Skydive with skis on

 

[Poikenz]

I think poaching the big air event would be the way to do it. You'd have to figure out how to get through the fence and avoid the start gate all together, best get some co-conspirators.

Obligatory Inspiration:

 

[steeze_louise]

You would need to get the park crew to build a wall ride that is the first rail feature, it needs to have a secret door. The inside will be insulated and the nude sender will spend the night inside the wall ride. Once the cameras are rolling they will open the door and shred the course.

 

[eheath]

'bet' is the younger demographics way of saying they agree with you. he doesn't want to bet you that it can be done.

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I've heard it used as a challenge as well

 

[DesertStix]

He’s challenging you. “Bet I can’t...”

I've heard it used as a challenge as well

 

[VT_scratch]

I've heard it used as a challenge as well

well yeah, we've all heard of a bet before.

 

[eheath]

well yeah, we've all heard of a bet before.

haha i mean from the younger generation, but yeah were on the same page

 

[skiP.E.I.]

Skydive with skis on

Speedride the venue

 

[rudager]

Ill do it when I head to China

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[SofaKingSick]

I think poaching the big air event would be the way to do it. You'd have to figure out how to get through the fence and avoid the start gate all together, best get some co-conspirators.

Obligatory Inspiration:

those two are such classics. such a shame that the brain that is in the mindset to hit a massive jump nude isn't in the mindset to remember that all that decreased drag will make you overshoot like crazy lmao

both of them handle it admirably though-- teddy pretty much bolts it and bounces, the guy at JOI hip checks it in pretty much the best way possible to handle that landing

 

[SofaKingSick]

I understand the enthusiasm for the idea, but this is not feasible, you can't poach either of these courses.

You ever been to either event? You can't just stroll into the start gate dude haha

open your mind man, we're gonna build a jump over the fences and BOOM our poacher is in

 

[skiP.E.I.]

You ever been to either event? You can't just stroll into the start gate dude haha

They can't stop us all.

 

[Poikenz]

They can't stop us all.

#stormbeijing2022men'sskislopestylefinals

 

[steeze_louise]

#stormbeijing2022men'sskislopestylefinals

Lets make it happen

 

[SendyMcSendyface]

#stormbeijing2022men'sskislopestylefinals

I'm game. Would also be willing to fly the plane if someone wants to drop in with a parachute.

 

[Knapzach]

I'm game. Would also be willing to fly the plane if someone wants to drop in with a parachute.

Ain't no fences in the sky, best way to go