can poo comunicate?

ductapeboy

ductapeboy

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so this one time I was suposed to go to my girlfriends house... but I totally forgot and was just wandering around my house... and yea then I had to poo really bad, so I went in, sat down, pinched one out... looked down, and there in the middle of the bowl was a floating turd, in the shape of a perfect 's'. my girlfriends name is Stacey... like with an 's'. so I was like... oh crap... yes... I have to go visit stacey... so I was wondering if anyone else has seen messages in their crap?

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
 
when i get diarrhea it tells me not to eat macdonalds again but i dont listen

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
hey hey! it did mean stacey. it did.

but dave....thank you for forgetting me. asshole. teehee.

...tell me for the last time that you're sorry so i can laugh out loud as i watch you struggle; broken, bloody and barely breathing...

 
you my friend, are an idiot

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared

When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
only when u drink too much

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis
 
i guess i have a lot of c's too. CL hmm. Clitoris? No I dont have one of those. Clean? Maybe it means clean my ass cause I forgot to wipe. Somethin like that.

FARP Trailer

'Simply put: Greatest Trailer Ever'- Resnick13
 
i make cool logos and drawings then one day i am gonna take my digital camera and photograph them all and createa library and sell them to people who want cool logos for hockey teams and cool ski companys and stuff

because pink is the new black
 
yeah i get a lot of messages i play connect the dots with the corn in my poop, and the corn is re-usuable to you can pick it out and re cook it

whos in da house, SACA is in the house!!! hahahahmuhahahah
 
well if your not shitting that tells you youre constipated

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'i feel naked without my clothes'

-kevan

 
i had a question mark poo onetime

that was kinda weird

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What are the cops gonna do, Call the cops? - Good ol Muff

Why dont you make like a tree... and GET THE FUCK OUT - Bartender in Boondock

Im not even going to give you the pleasure of eating shit, so just die! - My brother commenting on the genorosity of telling someone to eat shit and die
 
your question mark poop was probably due to the jizz deposited in your anus the night before. your poo was like 'what the fuck is this!?'

'Evan Raps may say it one way,Olsen may say it the other, and your crazy one-eyed Uncle Fred the janitor may say something completely different.

What makes any person right?'

-ghostdragon

'is mike nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
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