Can I survive if...

[squibble]

I only eat potatoes, bananas and avocados?
i dont want to cook

 

[Stickity]

some scientist survived only on twinkies and lucky charms

you can eat whatever the fuck you want

 

[jorb.co]

i dont see why not

 

[No_Dub]

you will die, instantly

 

[squibble]

anyone currently not taking arts in college or going to hs want to answer

 

[thisandthatfilms]

your insides might catch on fire

 

[squibble]

im soo hungy and have no cereal or potatoes, im pretty much fucked

 

[207]

this thread delivers

 

[.jr]

I'm sorry but you have no fucking room to be passing judgment on others.

 

[theabortionator]

You should mix in large amounts of opiates and alcohol.

 

[.AR6rider.]

Order in? Stop being a lazy piece of shit and make something with what you DO have? Actually get off your ass and go to the grocery store to get food to eat? There are several options here.

 

[ryantheconnolly]

the human body needs 20 essential amino acids. thats why theyre called "essential". if you dont get all those then i dont even know what will happen

 

[Loco-Deer-Slayer]

your shit is going to turn weird colors.... I'm not kidding.
You will not die as long as continue to drink water, but becoming deficient in certain areas of nutrition over a long period of time can lead to diseases that will kill you.

 

[Stickity]

BUT IF IT'S ACID THEN IT WILL BURN THROUGH YOUR STOMACH

CLEARLY EVOLUTION DOESN'T EXIST

 

[.AR6rider.]

Actually, only about half of the amino acids are "essential" meaning you have to get them from your diet. The rest are synthesized by the body and are considered "non-essential" It's a bit more complicated than that, but you get the idea.

Just sayin...

 

[Blake.P]

Well that rules out about 95% of NS

 

[[Dawn]

Some girl in Russia survived eating only sand and drinking a shitton of water for a whole year.

 

[freestyler540]

but she is Russian, they are known to live on nothing

 

[T-Holt]

*vodka

 

[sammiedee]

go buy a rice cooker and the biggest bag of rice you can find. cheap, easy, and filling. just throw different things in with it now and then.

 

[vailsux.com]

Do not eat the potatoes raw.

 

[jorb.co]

gross

 

[ORDEAL]

Your skin will slowly turn neon green, and you will spontaneously combust after 13 hours. On the dot.

 

[-ROY-]

rice is good

 

[nacho.steez]

I learned something about this in bio. My memory is shit. I think it has to do that you have to intake liquid too. Stock up on beer.

 

[I_Am_Mod]

you'll be fine, except your poop will be very hard and dry due to a chemical component in the avocados....
it might damage your hole but nothing a band-aid cannot fix !

 

[pmw]

*duct tape

 

[Chompo.]

this... duct tape does everything

 

[ShortTeeLongPole]

Why potatoes and avocado if you allready have bananas? They will do fine.

Or eat only plain rice and you will probably be healthier than majority of newschoolers.

 

[VT_FLO]

you need salt and calcium too

 

[Jwalk]

I tried googling "can you survive off lucky charms" and the first link was this thread.

Bummer cause I really wanted to see if that was true.

 

[Emma_Watson]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA.

 

[Stickity]

there was a thread on here of the guy who did it

just twinkies for breakfast lunch and dinner and he snacked on other junk food

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

i find this quite enjoyable. or opiates and addys...nice little suburban speed ball...

 

[skiierman]

its called a job you stupid sack of shit.

 

[-ROY-]

pretty harsh bro. some of us have bills, which im sure you have as well. But also some of us like to save some monies.

 

[dex.]

your dick will explode and you will turn into a ghost

 

[midwestpowhunter]

freaky eaters on TLC!! that shit is nuts. this one dude only eats raw meat. another chick drinks 30 sodas a day!!!! one kid eats pepperoni pizza for every single meal and has for years!!!! i think you will be fine