Can I get an invite to ladies man?

[SeanTom]

I click the "ask for an invite" button about a week ago and nothing.

 

[Slinger1x1]

the question is, do you have what it takes?

 

[rj.]

 

[207]

I want in too! I've got what it takes, someone get me an invite.

 

[Slinger1x1]

prove it

pick me up

 

[207]

let me in then I'll prove that shit.

 

[Slinger1x1]

well i dont control whos in or not

why do you all wan tin so bad?

 

[anxju]

give me a one liner and ill decide if you can get in

 

[207]

I won't spam or make fun of others will give honest advice if I feel like my input is really need may need advice later on but not right now.

 

[Username_42069]

unless it directly helps me get my dick wet.. i see no reason to join

 

[Abc567def]

Are you good in bed or is it just me?

 

[Slinger1x1]

good. NSG is your type of place then

 

[rj.]

so young so naive

 

[hellomynameisjef]

awwww seantom is having lady pwoblems

 

[0ptions]

I'll take one, if anyone wants to throw one my way. Ill even throw in probably the cheesiest pickup line ever:
"I wish I was your derivative so i could lay tangent to your curves."
Sorry if you're not a math person. Hahaha.

 

[Shredneck]

I wish you we're my homework, so I could do you on the kitchen table.

 

[buchanan.]

thats what she said?

 

[_CC_]

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[Abc567def]

only your smile pales in comparison to your eyes

I heard the word of the day is legs, why don't we go back to my place and spread the word

 

[GratefulDead]

Penis.

 

[Obsessedwski]

LM isn't another "orange name".It's also not a guidebook to get laid.It's definitely not another NSG.Think about that first before saying you're up for it.

 

[riddsicle]

i have what it takes. invite?

 

[M.Tipsey]

Im not Fred Flinstone, but i can make your bed rock...

 

[Obsessedwski]

I'm also santa clause.you have what it takes...what?prove it, don't just say you're up for it.

 

[riddsicle]

is it hot in here or do i have a raging erection

say that to any girl you choose and it's a guaranteed lay.

 

[Smuffy]

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause i can see myself in your pants.

 

[polso]

THIS!

sad thing is i know about 4 girls who would get this

 

[Atypical]

you could have saved your self a shitton of trouble and just pmed someone who can invite.

But instead you made a thread in NSG...

 

[Peter.]

if you had to make a thread in NSG to try to get in, you aren't getting in.

 

[RudyGarmisch]

The most retarded cult on NS.

 

[Thrash]

i bet i can put my penis in your vagina, and not have sex with you

 

[SteevyC]

i tried to get in, i dont think i did, so i gave up

 

[Hansel.]

im sorry i dont have hair of a god that picks up all the ladies rowen.

 

[Big_Spence]

Since when did LM become an invite only cult?

I somehow missed that memo.

 

[BootySpunk.]

I feel so special that I am in LM now...but I am glad it's invite only so it doesn't turn into another NSG

 

[SHampson]

Think it always has been that way. It's just super easy to get in so you don't really think about that. Recently though everybody is getting pissed because it's turning somewhat into an NSG so i think they are getting a little tighter on who they let in.