Can dementors ski?

[Sufferboy]

because I swear I saw one after I got done teaching, it was crazy.

 

[Dustin.]

That's called "Acid", not "dementors".

 

[Sufferboy]

na I dont do drugs or drink

 

[Dustin.]

Then yes it was a dementor, and by the transitive property we can therefore assert that dementors can ski.

 

[hellomynameisjef]

you just got owned

by math

how do you feel now?

 

[Skavengers303]

dementors dont have feet silly, how would they be able to ski?

 

[andrew.]

we better fucking hope they cant.

 

[Dr.Scholl]

how do we know it was a dementor and not the grim reaper

the grim would have to ski cuz ppl die when skiing all the time

 

[Elife]

nah, that killjoy is a goddamn snowboarder

 

[toominator]

The real one to watch out for is the one in your icon. That doesn't even need to ski it just chases you

 

[littlebski]

i actually just laughed out loud for real on that one

 

[Sufferboy]

yeah it was weird, the clothes looked just like a dementors, but harry potter wasnt around so i thought i was ok.

 

[jeremy.g]

i dont know about skiing, but i totally saw one driving a groomer. i was like, ZOMGZ! WHAT?

 

[fsscott]

hmm...

 

[Waffle11]

Muggles cant see them, but i see them all the time up at the mountain, they dont have to wait in line either. They really like mountains like mt. spokane, thats why it has so much fog

 

[alc]

i see it

 

[Canuker]

uh ofcourse, how do you think tanner hall got so good? dementors taught him duh.

 

[TOAST.]

You better get a wand and learn a petarnose(somthing like that). I recomend a fir wand with a unicorn hair/phoenix feather core.

 

[Sufferboy]

dude i already know it hahaha

 

[Mooserz]

Sure it wasnt GODZILLA!?

 

[quixotic]

Well, the only option for you is to put on your robe and wizard hat.

 

[shibby]

I want pics of said dementor...or are they immune to photographs?

 

[Sufferboy]

if i have my camera on me and im not working ski school i will get a shot for u if i see it unless i use expecto patronam

 

[h_bar]

WHAT?!?! DIDNT YOU GET THE LETTER FROM HOGWARTS?

you should send harry potter an owl, and he would teach you magic