Can any newschoolers rap?

Ehhh not bad man.

here I'll throw together a rhyme this very second

so there was dog

and he sat on a log

All day and ate frogs

pretty soon he was in a bog

so he went to go take a nice long slog

at the top all he could see was smog

Boom im a rapper
 
Make an old school boom bap beat, sample some soul or funk and I'll spit lyrics over it for shits and gigs.

Beat has to be banging though, no whack contemporary beats.
 
13430755:E__ said:
Make an old school boom bap beat, sample some soul or funk and I'll spit lyrics over it for shits and gigs.

Beat has to be banging though, no whack contemporary beats.
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but how can it be a banger if there's no overpowering 808s???

13430757:XWX said:
make it downloadable. i'd think about it
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dun
 
fuck ya i can rap

in fact ill drop some bars rn

yo op your style is whack

and your beats are crap

in fact, op's mom makes me fap

right into bishops hat

you're a shitty newschooler

who has no future

listening to your beat should be some sort of torture

this rap is fire, need some ice for this scorcher?

op you have good intentions

if you think your beat is sick you need an intervention

i don't think you have any direction

you can even make the connection

that my beats just killed you

sent you straight to heaven
 
A Rap Poem About OP

by JAHpow

OP hasn't got no steeze

His favorite position's being on his knees

This community he tries to please

Come on OP what are you doing, GEEZ

All this karma he tries to muster

But is nothing more than a cum dumpster

As I'm scrolling I get filled with dread

When I see his name pop up in threads

Cuz his contributions are really shitty

I doubt he's ever pet a kitty

About OP you get the gist

I'm getting bored so fuck this
 
13431130:JAHpow said:
A Rap Poem About OP

by JAHpow

OP hasn't got no steeze

His favorite position's being on his knees

This community he tries to please

Come on OP what are you doing, GEEZ

All this karma he tries to muster

But is nothing more than a cum dumpster

As I'm scrolling I get filled with dread

When I see his name pop up in threads

Cuz his contributions are really shitty

I doubt he's ever pet a kitty

About OP you get the gist

I'm getting bored so fuck this
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If I were a record company, I'd get you to the top.
 
Yeah I made a rap

Grew up on the streets,

mum wasnt there

daddy didnt care

fend for myself popping niggers everywhere

I aint no bloods or crips, Im alone on my shit

on the corner slanging crack

making fat stcks of super cash

then I woke up

realise I was hwite and cant rap for shit and now notthing is rhyming, and the flow is whack, man I wish I was went back to black
 
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