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pomme-de-terre

pomme-de-terre

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alright, every year my mom makes me go on this "family camping trip" my friend who was gonna come just bailed (what a dick) but two cool cousins (along with like 50 not-so cool cousins) will be coming.

i already have all the really neccesary shit packed like clothes and a toothbrush, and i got a ton of bullshit food (pies, candy, marshmallows, four boxes of lucky charms)

so now i need a list of items essential to making this camping trip fun,

i already have

-longboard

-skateboard

-ipod/car charger

-a big stereo

-drugs

-matches and gasoline

-glow-in-the-dark stuff

-money

-balls (kickball, soccer ball, football)

-volleyball net

please add anything else you can think of to the list

P.S. last year my whole extended family got kicked out of westcott beach campground and threatened with charges of arson, disturbing the peace, underage drinking, drunk driving,public drunkeness, serving alchohol to minors and something related to disrepecting police officers that i think mightve been made-up (luckily, we were never really charged)

and if anybody has any ideas that can top that^ for this years "activity list" please, pitch in....

 
well if you want serious criminal charges....

go kidnap about 10 little children

make them eat balloons filled with cocaine

then sell them to drug lords all while trying to obtain ransom money

sure way to get you and your family sent to prison for a long time
 
fire wood

tent

sleeping bag

food

chips

jacket

bug spray

soap

beer

bb gun

sling shot

there is so much more to list.
 
i forgot to put that in the post

i already have fireworks, 350 small bottle rockets, a ton of m80's (dont know the exact number) assorted other small things, and two medium sized cakes left over from the 4th of july that i dont really plan to set of, but am bringing anyways in case i need them for some unforseen occasion
 
bring smoke bombs, theres this place next to my house that sells huge ones for like 2 bucks...i could buy them for u and send them to u depending on when u leave...so much fun to throw em a people house porches, also bring a lighter.
 
i dont know about American camping (im canadian)... but in canada- pretty much everything fun that has listed are totally not allowed. Example, stereos/any loud music is 100% prohibited. fireworks, are illegal all the time, but if stereos are prohibited for noise, fireworks sure as hell are. the roads are gravel so that cancels out longboarding and skateboarding.....

man it sounds like the kind of camping you guys do it amazing
 
wow your family rocks!
when i go camping with my extended family, all we do for fun is sit around the campfire and sing hymms(just kiding about the singing part, but yeah my family is boring)

maybe a paintball gun?atv/dirtbike (if you are going to a place that has trails nearby)
 
Dude sounds like an insest sausage fest. Bring some hoes.
Oh, btw...pics or last years trip didn't happen
 
BB Guns

and MARY JANE

but ddont combine the two unless you got some shitty ass bb guns

Where i used to camp with family friends, we would buy these 10$ bb guns, and you could shoot someone at point blank witha t shirt on and it would hurt liek a bee sting.

so we owuld just run around in the forest for hours fucking around
 
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