Everyone talks about how if you just walk around Whistler, people will just come up to you and ask if you want to buy some.  But last year when I was at CoC, I spent alot of time just wandering aorund and no one ever approached me.  Maybe I should have gone to the Whistler ghetto, though.
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One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass.  True story.  He bought it at our local mall so the whole fiasco wound up in the news.  It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week, he did it again.  Different cat same results complete with another trip to the emergency room.  So I run into him a week later in the mall and he’s buying another cat and I says to him “Jesus Walt, what are you doing?  You know your going to get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don’t you knock it off?”  And he said to me “Brody, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?”