Camera Porn Thread

[loganimlach]

 

[PacificRimJob]

I've wanted one of those for a while...

 

[PacificRimJob]

for you, Lawrence.

 

[Laurent.]

for you, Lawrence.

 

[Laurent.]

Feel my multi-coating.

 

[dispatchQ_main]

not camera porn but i just saw a guy drop his leica today. not sure if anything was broken but the guy was freaking out

 

[lIllI]

not camera porn but i just saw a guy drop his leica today. not sure if anything was broken but the guy was freaking out

If you can't beat the shit out of it, it isn't worth spending a lot of money on.

 

[PacificRimJob]

Lawrence has got me interested in Konica...

 

[death_grips]

 

[Laurent.]

God damn it, the SX70 is perfect on it's own, it needs no shitty Japanese overhyped hype beast company to ruin it with their so called aesthetics.

 

[PacificRimJob]

My brother still owns his South African slave built SX70... No reason for a re-release here.

 

[loganimlach]

i just puked in my mouth a little.

 

[death_grips]

key to branding is subtlety

 

[PacificRimJob]

i just puked in my mouth a little.

^to above pic.

 

[*DUMBCAN*]

i just puked in my mouth a little.

Missing something?

key to branding is subtlety

I feel like this belongs in Seans shemale-porn related post a couple of pages ago

 

[Laurent.]

To recover from the last few images, time for ALPA.

 

[PacificRimJob]

Still not enough Alpa.

 

[death_grips]

Missing something?

I feel like this belongs in Seans shemale-porn related post a couple of pages ago

Haha exactly. Managed to make a pro dslr even uglier which is harddd

 

[death_grips]

Back on track.

 

[CashmereCat]

On mobile so I can't post pictures but the new brikk Nikon DF and 14-24 lux set is orgasmic.

 

[PacificRimJob]

On mobile so I can't post pictures but the new brikk Nikon DF and 14-24 lux set is orgasmic.

?

...oh vom. Why did I even look this up.

 

[CashmereCat]

?

...oh vom. Why did I even look this up.

Yup. That's it. Do want.

 

[PacificRimJob]

Yup. That's it. Do want.

I want to make it never ever be a thing that's possible. Holy hell god almighty that is gaudy.

...as for another movie with a camera involved, looks like Deb used a pretty fast lens here.

 

[death_grips]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[PacificRimJob]

inb4 Omnidata

 

[Laurent.]

inb4 Omnidata

The one lens to rule them all.

 

[lIllI]

Still the sexiest camera I've ever seen.

Back on track.

I too like dick-shaped slabs of plastic haphazardly slapped together.

Arri and Aaton are still the only makers of attractive video cameras.

 

[PacificRimJob]

Japanese machine gun camera. Wut.

 

[PacificRimJob]

Why can't this be a thing. God damnit...

 

[Laurent.]

Skeumorphistic faux-SLR body with EVF: Not even once.

 

[PacificRimJob]

Skeumorphistic faux-SLR body with EVF: Not even once.

Compared to this monstrosity? I'd be all over it...

and definitely compared to these as well

 

[Laurent.]

We promised to not talk about the Nikon of whom we do not speak, but now have you not spoken of that about which we do not talk?

 

[PacificRimJob]

Um. Deng.

http://petapixel.com/2013/07/31/nikon-f2d-a-homemade-digital-nikon-f2-replica-crafted-out-of-wood/

 

[steezysteeze]

and definitely compared to these as well

The only thing that canon would have on those would be full frame which overall is a subjective advantage when you consider size. Maybe I just like my X-T1 too much though...

 

[PacificRimJob]

The only thing that canon would have on those would be full frame which overall is a subjective advantage when you consider size. Maybe I just like my X-T1 too much though...

It would also look way cleaner than both.

 

[Laurent.]

It would also look way cleaner than both.

Indeed because Canon would abolish any form of buttons, change the styling to something of their compact line because: who cares? And then have a crippled asthmatic flea power the AF.

Oh wait, they actually did do that.

 

[*DUMBCAN*]

Now that's what I call a tele adapter.

 

[zbphoto]

Now that's what I call a tele adapter.

Or a really stupid way to throw out all optical quality.

 

[PacificRimJob]

Or a really stupid way to throw out all optical quality.

Psh, who needs such plebeian things...

 

[TijmenDal]

Japanese machine gun camera. Wut.

100fps. Awesome.

 

[SupremeDeity]

Nikon 6mm 2.8

 

[Blake.P]

Nikon 6mm 2.8

i saw this in person. there are only a few around and one popped up at photographica in copenhagen, which is about a block from where i went to school. safe to say i had to go check it out when i found out it was there

 

[Laurent.]

too hipster?

 

[CliffyByro]

too hipster?

so tumblr

 

[lIllI]

too hipster?

I want to know what kind of living room that guy has.

 

[Laurent.]

I want to know what kind of living room that guy has.

This is how I live the American dream.

 

[PacificRimJob]

This is how I live the American dream.

Bullshit. You're living the Canadian dream.

 

[Laurent.]

I just made an accident in my pants.

 

[PacificRimJob]

Bringin it back.

^The MOST perfect looking Vseries.

^I don't even know what this is, but dat chrome.

^trolol

 

[Laurent.]

Bringin it back.

^The MOST perfect looking Vseries.

^I don't even know what this is, but dat chrome.

Jeager-Lecoultre Compass. The Compass was the result of a bet in which Lord Noel Pemberton Billing boasted he could create a camera that could fit inside a cigarette packet. After years of development, the Jaeger-LeCoultre Manufacture brought out the Compass. 4000 of them were made.

Made by a watch company so hideously complex. Nobody uses them, a lot of collectors want them.

3-6K depending on condition.