Callout: Haley, 20 on Tinder

[DIX~]

 

[chacha33]

That actually happened smart ass

 

[SFB]

i will end you

 

[chacha33]

 

[Willgum]

Marry her

 

[Willgum]

Marry her

 

[Willgum]

Marry her

 

[bfulmer]

this

 

[Masta_Baka]

on the real though. a girl wearing a Wu tang shirt and owned you on that is my definition of keeper. Find a way to marry that lady.

 

[soared]

The only time I've seen a triple post be relevant

 

[.MASSHOLE.]

inb4 we find out its a catfish

 

[Anathema]

yeah, i almost felt like he was starting a chant. i got all fired up for a second

 

[Piste.Off]

That was me

 

[.AR6rider.]

Haha fucking this.

"Oh, you're on NS? Cool. What's your username?"

What actually happened...

"Oh shit, oh shit, she actually responded to me. I have no idea what to say. I better not respond at all. Fuck. Let me get on NS real quick and post a thread. They'll know what to do!"

 

[JahLiam]

get #rekt

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

Congrats you met an NSer on tinder. Definitely the first time this has ever happened.

 

[JordanButtfart]

See if she's cool with having her asshole filled with your pee.

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

inb4 its AR6's fiance.

 

[steezyjibber]

 

[GrandThings]

I'd hate on OP....but Im really just extremely jealous

 

[bakedpow]

hahaha

 

[amo]

lol @ no response

 

[DIX~]

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I swiped you because you're a female skier, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

 

[-benedetto]

Not sure if you're kidding so I'll imagine you are

 

[SKI.ING]

What is going on in this thread?

 

[lineskier10]

with game like that why do you even need to use tinder?

 

[JordanButtfart]

Well this just took a fucked up turn.

Also, why do you use an iPod for Tinder? Are you in middle school?

 

[Lucas]

We got a flamer on our hands

 

[Peter.]

he's probably a kewl drug dealer so he only uses burner phones

 

[DIX~]

Don't be silly! I have never done drugs and would only do them if a girl told me to =]

 

[RudyGarmisch]

Still could be a dude.

 

[Kazabazua]

She also likes wu tang, I think you've found yourself a keeper.

 

[DIX~]

It's marsland

 

[ABdrummer]

You went full fedora, never go full fedora.

 

[DIX~]

Fuck you I graduated middle school 2 years ago

 

[SKI.ING]

So???

 

[raull]

this is weird. also, a girl who like wu tang is a huge turn off for me.

 

[Elg]

is it because it's for children?

 

[HuckNorris44]

Chick has a striking resemblance to Manti Tao's girlfriend?

 

[marsland]

nah, my name is Dylan and I don't have tinder.

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

lie all you want, we know its you.

 

[DIX~]

But isn't that the point?

No update obviously

 

[Scaredwhiteboy]

Haley is typically a girl's name though.

 

[sklermang]

1) meet potentially chill girl on tinder

2) dont respond to her message

3) take screenshot of conversation and post it on the internet

4) remain a virgin

oh you so slick though!

 

[DIX~]

>losing your virginity before marriage

It's like you want to burn in eternal hell

 

[bighooch]

fuck you man UVM rocks

 

[Cudder.]

swag

 

[deleted5]

who uses tinder?

 

[DIX~]

A man can dream

 

[*TURBONERD*]

Just gonna post up here for further humor.

 

[swoger]

This was already said above, i think you've found yourself a repost