Calling all NS poets!

.boz

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Chances are that they're aren't that many of you, but for anyone who can help, massive K will be rewarded.

Anyways, I need someone to write a sonnet (in iambic pentameter) about skiing. Anything works!

Thanks NS, this helps a ton!
 
Poetry is glorified half-ass writing that hipsters think is cool. I'd rather read a superbly detailed novel.
 
haha made me lol.... honestly I could do it.. I have written some poetry that my teachers thought I stole off the internet. Only thing is.. I'm feeing too lazy to try and remember what indamic panameter is.. lol
 
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I'm not a snowboarder, I just don't want, to live with them

What makes you think, they want to live with you,

See, it's them, they are bloody noobs,

I wonder why, they don't want to live with me

I'm not good enough for them

It must be they want to take away my mountain my park,

My rails my boxes, they are not only parkrats

They are just damned theives, snowboarding is all about theft

They would rob me of my place and equal space

I'm not a snowboarding, there are just too many of them

Next thing you know, they'll want to run the show

And tell me what to do, make laws and rules,

Sit in judgment, take a share of the cake.

snowboarding is an economic war, dressed in cultural bias

A crueler form, of personal nature, adding insult to injury.

FUck Yo Couch N*G(A
 
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